Thursday 30 September 2010

DRAKES

CAPS LOCK ENGAGED.

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FUCK DRAKES. THEY ARE THE MOST BORING, UNIMAGINATIVE, STUPID SHIPS IN THE ENTIRE GAME. THEY ARE MEATSHEILDS WITHOUT THE MEAT. THEY ARE LIKE SAFETY BELTS, IM SURE THEY HAVE THIER USES, BUT THEY SURE ARENT USED FOR FUN.

I HATE EVERY SINGLE PERSON (CAP LOCK DISENGAGED, except you larsypoo, CAPS LOCK ENGAGED) WHO FLY DRAKES. GET SOME STYLE. GET SOME SENSE OF FUN. IT IS NOT FUN TO SIT IN A BELT AT ZERO, TANKING AND NOTHING ELSE. IT IS NOT FUN HAVING TO SHOOT A DRAKE WITH BOUNCERS.

DRAKES ARE NOT FUN. DRAKE PILOTS ARE NOT FUN. I HATE YOU ALL.

RAGE

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YES

I MAD

MAD!!!!!!!!!

Ahhh, thats better.

10 comments:

  1. I was about to rage right when you said "I HATE EVERY SINGLE PERSON", but you perfectly paced yourself to make my balls tingle.

    I love you.

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  2. Such frothing hate, I suggest you never make a trip to class 4 pulsar WH or above. Why you ask? Well my corp's pretty affluent, you can make dirty amounts of cash in wh's very quickly. But what has this to do with drakes.

    All i can say is 3 tech 3 ships Vs. 1 drake. At then end of this fight 4 ships were alive, 3 pilots no longer had penis's due to fatal E-peen loss and ive never flown my legion since. Im still convinced that if we'd had 3 tengu's instead of 2, maybe we would have got him.

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  3. (same guy as above)

    LOL "ive never flown my legion since"

    Nice grammar fail

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  4. Hehe, drakes are fun, cry more. ;)

    Just depends on whether the player is a suicidal nut and will attack you on sight at a gate while you have backup(like me) or sits in a belt waiting to tank you whilst you spend all your expensive ammo and cry as his backup arrives after their 20 minute "bio" break.

    Drakes are "safe" ships to fly and are perfect for people who don't want to lose, but, aren't really interested in always winning. Get the right pilot with no regard for their hulls and they are rightly fun for both parties involved though.

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  5. Twice is that you?

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  6. Speaking of PVP fun, nice Falcon on that linked KM.

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