Tuesday, 31 August 2010

TUSKERS: Assault Frigate Tourny


Looks like alot of fun! Send your entry fee and get in your AF's! I'll be attending for sure!

Thursday, 19 August 2010


So after going away for a day or two, I come home to find this in my email inbox:


This mail is sent to inform you that your EVE Online account ********, has been
suspended in light of EULA violations.

Our END USER LICENCE AGREEMENT and other game policies can be found on this
page: http://www.eveonline.com/pnp/

If you feel the ban is not justified or you have something to add to the matter,
please reply to this mail and we will respond as soon as possible.

EVE Online Customer Support

Not cool. I've replied to the petition but I am not expecting much.

I've heard off one of the few Pythons that still talk to me, that Spectre has also
been banned for account sharing.
Nice way to sort it out CCP, just ban EVERYBODY

Saturday, 14 August 2010

All your alliance belongs to us.

Hi there.

As you might be aware. I stole all of Spectres Isk and most of his ships. One thing I forgot to mention when I told everyone this... I also stole his shares.

Now Python had 3 main Directors. Me, GH and Spectre. We each had roughly 1/3 of the shares, in the off chance one of us disappeared off the face of the earth, or had to take a break, or started being a complete faggot. So by me stealing Spectre's shares, I had the majority of the shares.

This was my insurance, should Golden Helmet try and remove me from the corp (for stealing Spectre's stuff)

Well, Golden helmet did actually disapprove with my theft (no idea why) and he demanded he give it back. Of course, this was out of the question. So we ended up arguing and he told me when he got home he was going to remove me from the corp.

But he didn't know I had Spectre's shares, and when he logged on I immediately clicked the "Run for CEO" button on the corp tab (I like to shove things in peoples faces). This removed GH's CEO capabilities, including his ability to kick me from the corp.

I voted for myself, obviously. and there was no way GH could win. The vote passed a small while agoso... I am now the new CEO of Python and The Jerk Cartel. I honestly still don't know what I am going to do with the alliance, as I didn't really plan that far ahead.

So what should I do with it? Give it away? Give it back to GH? (not likely lol) recruit a bunch of carebears and start running missions? simply disband it? or what?

I'm taking suggestions! give me some ideas!

Friday, 13 August 2010

Fuck you too Spectre.

Firstly, my last post was indeed a troll and I never actually stole anybodies ships. It was all just a big joke and I'm surprised so many people believed it. I had quite a few messages in-game about how I'm such a bad person. But the jokes on you!

Anyway, after reading this post I feel as tho I have to get some facts straight.

First and foremost. Yes I did steal all his isk. yes I did steal all his ships. Overall I got about 3 billion isk (when I sell the ships anyway) and I have no intention of giving them back.

Why would I do this to someone I have known so long? Because Spectre is a drunken, egotistical, moron who contributed nothing to Python. Everyday he would log on vent, pissed out his brain, declaring how awesome he was and how shit we all were.

After a lengthy argument the other night over vent I decided to take matters in my own hands. I still had his password and account details from a long time ago, so I waited until I knew he was at work (and unable to log EvE) and simply just logged his account and took everything I could, as quick as I could.

I then sent Spectre an email telling him why, as I wanted to be upfront about what I did. I was nice enough to leave him 0.69 isk tho, so he should count himself lucky.

Quit your whining Spectre. This is EvE, getting fucked over is part of the game, and you sir... just got fucked over.


Sunday, 8 August 2010


So, Python has moved home once again, and as usual I was demoted to being one of the Carrier bitches for the day. After a good few hours of moving people ships my hangar looked like this:

After much deliberation I decided to quit Python and steal everyone ships. I still don't know how much I made, but dam, I should be sorted for at least a couple of weeks! At the rate I lose ships anyway.

On a completely unrelated note: Anybody recruiting? got decent corp assets they want to let me have access too? I'm trustworthy, helpful and extremely active! Send me a mail in game.