tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-49990400465223022082024-02-18T20:09:30.923-08:00Skyes Super Happy Fun Pirating Blog! Wait what?A blog documenting the times and life of Andrea Skye, a low sec Pirate in eveAndrea skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581750480119446130noreply@blogger.comBlogger59125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999040046522302208.post-72984765351430918042012-10-14T20:17:00.003-07:002012-10-14T20:28:06.569-07:00Never underestimate the stupidity of others.I have started to play EvE again recently, and I have been roaming around with <a href="http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Apoctasy" target="_blank">Apoctasy</a> and <a href="http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=TwiceDAsiZe" target="_blank">Twicedasize</a>. We have got into alot of fights but tonight we got into something truely special.<br />
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The tale starts with a guy called Kane Uchea. We came across him doing a low sec mission in his Drake in a system called Dantumi. Being Pythons at heart, Me and Twice decided to do what is known as a "Python". A "Python" is the act of inviting someone to fleet for the sole purpose of warping to them and killing them.<br />
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Well most of the time, the person in question would decline the invitation and we would just move on. But not this time! He accepted the invite so we decided to keep him talking so he wouldnt notice us landing in his misson:<br />
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<b><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; font-size: small;"><i>[ 2012.10.15 02:11:21 ] Andrea Skye ; hi m8<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:11:25 ] Andrea Skye ; have u seen a wolf around<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:11:27 ] Andrea Skye ; he shot my friend<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:11:35 ] Kane uchea ; no<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:11:37 ] Andrea Skye ; dam<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:11:44 ] Andrea Skye ; if you see one there is a reward for his corpse<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:12:03 ] Andrea Skye ; good day sir<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:12:10 ] Kane uchea ; kk</i></span></b><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">But alas, when we landed he had already warped out. So we decided to wait and see if he came back. Twice accidentally (derp) warped to the gate instead of the mission, and ran right into Kane's Drake. Twice quickly gtfo'd as he has sentries:</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><i><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b>[ 2012.10.15 02:14:19 ] Kane uchea ; u cowered<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:14:59 ] Andrea Skye ; did you find the wolf?<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:15:44 ] Kane uchea ; no TwiceDAsiZe locked onto me<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:16:09 ] Andrea Skye ; hes in my corp<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:16:13 ] Kane uchea ; and turned tail and ran<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:16:24 ] Andrea Skye ; i will punish him<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:16:35 ] Andrea Skye ; he shouldnt be locking anybody without permission</b></span></i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">He seemed to believe us and then issued a challenge to everyone in local:</span> <br />
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<b><span style="font-size: small;"><i><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">[ 2012.10.15 02:19:52 ] Kane uchea ; i am calling to who ever is flying a wolf to come and fight me at the Aurohunen gate</span></i></span></b><br />
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Being the good guy, I decided to explain to him the perils of fighting on gates: <br />
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<b><span style="font-size: small;"><i><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">[ 2012.10.15 02:20:05 ] Andrea Skye ; you cant fight on gates sir<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:20:23 ] Andrea Skye ; he will not leave them either<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:20:27 ] Andrea Skye ; he is a coward<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:20:33 ] Kane uchea ; only of there is concord there is no concored here<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:20:42 ] Andrea Skye ; yeh but there are sentry guns<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:20:47 ] Andrea Skye ; they do so much damage<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:22:00 ] Kane uchea ; there is no concored power in 0.4 and below<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:22:10 ] Andrea Skye ; yes but there is sentries<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:22:15 ] Andrea Skye ; shoot the gate and you will see<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:22:19 ] Kane uchea ; there is nothing here<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:23:28 ] Kane uchea ; fine i will hunt him doun<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:23:35 ] Kane uchea ; down*</span></i></span></b><br />
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This was our chance! <br />
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<b><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: small;"><i><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">[ 2012.10.15 02:24:01 ] Andrea Skye ; i see him<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:24:10 ] Kane uchea ; were and what is his name<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:24:29 ] Andrea Skye ; Mort RoidReaper he is in the ice field <br />[ 2012.10.15 02:24:48 ] Mort RoidReaper ; bugger ive been rumbled</span></i></span></b>
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Mort was actually just a random guy in local, who sportingly played along. A few seconds later we saw Kane land in the Ice Field next to us. We pointed, shot and blew up his <a href="http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=17703224#mail" target="_blank">Drake</a>. Local seemed to be following along and when the guy left local:<br />
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: small;"><i><b>[ 2012.10.15 02:31:19 ] Mort RoidReaper ; The big question is did he find the big bad wolf hes was looking for?....i do love happy endings<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:31:36 ] Andrea Skye ; there was no wolf<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:31:48 ] Andrea Skye ; we invited him to convo and told him there was a reward for the corpse of a wolf<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:31:54 ] Andrea Skye ; the wolf shot my friend``<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:32:05 ] Mort RoidReaper ; omg.....im now lost for words<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:32:08 ] Andrea Skye ; i guess he wanted the reward</b></i></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">But the story wasn't over yet, he opened a convo with us, I decided to play along abit, and see if we could make him do something else stupid:</span></span><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: small;"><i>[ 2012.10.15 02:28:57 ] Andrea Skye ; what happened?<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:29:28 ] Kane uchea ; u shot me<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:29:35 ] Andrea Skye ; i didnt shoot you<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:29:42 ] Andrea Skye ; i never shoot anbody that isnt a criminal<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:29:45 ] Andrea Skye ; are you a criminal?<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:30:11 ] Kane uchea ; and that must be y u have a sucrity rating of -10<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:30:23 ] Andrea Skye ; yes i lose sec for shooting the bad guys<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:30:33 ] Kane uchea ; i know u shot me i am not stupit<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:30:33 ] Andrea Skye ; i try to kee plow sec safe<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:30:47 ] Andrea Skye ; i didnt bro<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:30:57 ] Andrea Skye ; i dont shooot anybody unless they deserve it<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:31:15 ] Kane uchea ; how did i deserv it i dont even have a bounty<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:31:48 ] Kane uchea ; and i have a positiv sucrity states<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:32:19 ] Andrea Skye ; i didnt shoot you man<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:32:27 ] Andrea Skye ; maybe it was someone with a similar name<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:32:57 ] Kane uchea ; i was looking at your ship and user info when u shot me<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:33:16 ] Andrea Skye ; Andrea Skyee<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:33:20 ] Andrea Skye ; maybe it was her<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:34:00 ] Kane uchea ; i have kill rights on u and twice<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:34:17 ] Andrea Skye ; didnt twie lock you earlier<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:34:20 ] Andrea Skye ; maybe thats why<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:34:34 ] Andrea Skye ; we are in fleet together<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:34:56 ] Kane uchea ; and u bolth gagraped me by mistake ya right<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:35:09 ] Andrea Skye ; we didnt shoot you man<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:35:13 ] Andrea Skye ; we never shoot anybody<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:35:27 ] Andrea Skye ; and if twice shoots anyone without permission he gets severely punished<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:35:37 ] Andrea Skye ; last time he had to pay a 500 million isk fine<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:35:40 ] Andrea Skye ; which he paid<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:35:49 ] Kane uchea ; then y do i not have my drake and i have killrights with u and twice<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:35:50 ] Andrea Skye ; and we donated it too the victim he shot<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:36:09 ] Andrea Skye ; i dont know he locked you on the gate right?<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:36:19 ] Andrea Skye ; we are in fleet you get kill rights like that i think<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:36:51 ] Kane uchea ; u get kill rights when some one shoots at u<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:36:58 ] Andrea Skye ; maybe he shot at you?<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:37:06 ] Andrea Skye ; if he did he will pay a fine<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:37:11 ] Kane uchea ; y are u there to then<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:37:17 ] Andrea Skye ; cause hes in my fleet<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:37:36 ] Kane uchea ; that is not how it workes<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:37:45 ] Andrea Skye ; it does<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:38:03 ] Andrea Skye ; i have been killing pirates for a long time<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:38:12 ] Andrea Skye ; ev erytime i agress all my fleet will be on thier kill rights<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:38:14 ] Kane uchea ; killrights only work if that person shoots someone not if one shoots someone they all get it<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:38:20 ] Andrea Skye ; nah man<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:38:22 ] Andrea Skye ; they dont<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:38:35 ] Andrea Skye ; its how griefers work in high sec<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:38:39 ] Andrea Skye ; they invite noobs to fleet<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:38:42 ] Andrea Skye ; agress someone<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:38:50 ] Andrea Skye ; and then they can kill the guy in high sec<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:38:53 ] Andrea Skye ; it is all very sad<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:39:49 ] Kane uchea ; just remember i have powerfull friends and allies so i will get u back u will just never see it coming<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:40:00 ] Andrea Skye ; please dont hurt us<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:40:05 ] Andrea Skye ; we are the good guys<br />[ 2012.10.15 02:40:46 ] TwiceDAsiZe ; penis</i></span></span></b><br />
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He left the convo, and now it seems we have a very powerful bunch of friends and allies who are going to get us back. I will never leave my home system again.<br />
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<br />Andrea skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581750480119446130noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999040046522302208.post-1837475203372536962011-10-11T20:45:00.000-07:002011-10-11T21:13:46.992-07:00UP and DOWN the pipe. (but mostly down)I spent most of my time tonight going up and down a pipe of systems near Egghelende with <a href="http://necio.griefwatch.net/index.php?p=main">Necio</a>. I was in an Arazu and he was in a Macherial. It was pretty uneventful for the most part but we did manage to snag a Drake who got a little to cocky on a gate.<br /><br />I tackled him on a gate first, but he jumped through and warped to a spot about 300k off it. He told us how he'd like to kill us:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">[00:36:32] Revathy > i wish you were in something smaller</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">[00:36:49] Revathy > so that I can shoot my missiles at you and blow you up</span><br /><br />He continued to warp to spots just off gates, until eventually we managed to probe him out and <a href="http://blacksail.eve-domain.com/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=3385">kill him</a>. He didn't say anything after that.<br /><br />So, we carried on roaming, and we did manage to get camped in a system called Taff by a bunch of Recons and T3's but they eventually got bored and let us go. I did manage to enjoy a Cheese and pickled Onion Sandwich while we was waiting for them to leave, so it wasn't all to bad.<br /><br />When we finally got out we headed to a system called Avenod. In Python this system had special meaning, as it was the system where Python MK1 originally died. Its been a running joke ever since then about it being a kind of Elephant Graveyard for corps. Its where corps go to die.<br /><br />Avenod, was well, dead of course. But on the way back to our main pipe we noticed a Carrier on scan in a system called Isbrabata, and we soon found it wasn't just on scan it was in a mission! So off went Necio with the probes and off I went in corp chat telling my corp to get their asses here asap.<br /><br />5 seconds later, which is exactly the amount of time Necio needs to probe you out, he told me he had a hit! So in he warped, with me in tow, only to find that the Carrier had gone. Dam, he must of seen the probes.<br /><br />So we did what any persistent pirate would do and we bookmarked the mission then made believe we had left. Necio kept his unaffiliated alt in system to watch if he came back and after a couple of minutes he returned to his mission.<br /><br />I immediately jumped back in and warped to the bookmark, only to land 80km off of him. I uncloaked and hit my MWD and managed to get a point, only to get targeted by the 500000 rats in the mission. I saw my cap disappear instantly from a bunch of rats nuets and there was a bunch of rat missiles heading my way. Outta cap and unable to point I was useless.<br /><br />The carrier managed to get away, but he didn't dock up. He sat outside the station for a while and he actually shot at us a few times with his drones. He had also gotten the help of 2 friends, one in a Macherial and one in a Hurricane. My fellow corpies had arrived in the system next door by now and we figured we might actually be able to get a fight outta these guys.<br /><br />But even with all the warping-to-obvious-belt and warping-back-to-the-station-then-back-to-obvious-belt. They still wouldn't play, and to our dismay one of them told us to "have fun" in local, then all three of them docked up and logged off.<br /><br />All wasn't lost tho, because while we were dicking around with the Carrier it turns out a Maelstrom had started to do a mission. Necio quickly probed him out and I warped too him but again that wasn't just a simple kill. Turns out the guy had disconnected, and was in an emergency warp safe, and when he logged back in we were actually warping to his emergency safe... so it seemed like we had missed yet another kill...<br /><br />EXCEPT Necio just hit scan again and warped us to his real mission, this time I got a point and managed to hold it long enough for the rest of the gang to arrive and <a href="http://blacksail.eve-domain.com/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=3390">finish him off.<br /></a><br />After that we all headed home, kinda disappointed about the Carrier. But at least we got something.Andrea skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581750480119446130noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999040046522302208.post-48616203203105596972011-10-09T22:21:00.000-07:002011-10-09T22:31:05.235-07:00HAPPY NEW YEAR!What do you mean its october? Oh I see, I havent posted this entire year! Well, thats because I quit EvE. I had grown seriously bored of low sec and its tiny balled inhabitats and I ended up giving all my gear away. All in all, about 3 billion isk, a carrier and a bunch of ships.<br /><br />I did manage to retrieve some, and I have managed to get enough back to get by, but if i learnt anything, its:<br />NEVER GIVE YOUR SHIT AWAY, EVER.<br /><br />But anyway, I got the urge to play again. So now I have just applied to a new corp. They are called The Black Sail Anarchists and they live in Egghelende which is one of my favourite systems of all time. Hopefully I shalt have a ton of adventures worth writing about, and if not, well, I guess I'll just post ponies.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZEcfdz2Kwdorv6hBIur_FLI-pLnG87UimiYkFqePoiadwsqvcIA6vDwV_mSO2by7okERnzWAwp2h-ZnUu7O3Y6vS6rO2nXLyD5b2vgt24Fp7_IKOQ_XaOtaEv86lSLIjsOq2jWzElDK0/s1600/%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 174px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZEcfdz2Kwdorv6hBIur_FLI-pLnG87UimiYkFqePoiadwsqvcIA6vDwV_mSO2by7okERnzWAwp2h-ZnUu7O3Y6vS6rO2nXLyD5b2vgt24Fp7_IKOQ_XaOtaEv86lSLIjsOq2jWzElDK0/s400/%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560%2560.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5661730993866694210" border="0" /></a>Andrea skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581750480119446130noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999040046522302208.post-44942025378675040572010-12-13T16:39:00.000-08:002010-12-13T16:40:59.868-08:00BACK IN THE DAY<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8U9dH66NAf0?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8U9dH66NAf0?fs=1&hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />A LONG TIME AGO, WHEN I FIRST STARTED PLAYING EVE. OH HOW FAR I HAS COME!Andrea skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581750480119446130noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999040046522302208.post-42709121588026998082010-11-21T18:58:00.001-08:002010-11-21T19:00:53.433-08:00I SEE A CORRELATION<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHZwsPMQL79iHvl2jpEnSAz-Q52TsTxAH_uizDXYUPFCS2gyN97GETwu5phWDSFGHF2vbkyrgwsss8tjv9NNDhNDMdLmejldyKRgXk9xa3bALBo0_JuLlJL1sdkyP0IEftxeDpFLXLst0/s1600/BALLSBALLS+BALLS.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 262px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHZwsPMQL79iHvl2jpEnSAz-Q52TsTxAH_uizDXYUPFCS2gyN97GETwu5phWDSFGHF2vbkyrgwsss8tjv9NNDhNDMdLmejldyKRgXk9xa3bALBo0_JuLlJL1sdkyP0IEftxeDpFLXLst0/s400/BALLSBALLS+BALLS.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5542203653701598482" border="0" /></a>?????Andrea skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581750480119446130noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999040046522302208.post-1746977508286300472010-10-13T12:28:00.000-07:002010-10-13T12:35:30.757-07:00Lol<a href="http://www.leagueoflegends.com/"><span style="font-weight: bold;">L</span>eague<span style="font-weight: bold;"> O</span>f <span style="font-weight: bold;">L</span>egends.</a><br /><br />The new game that I'm addictive too, and the main reason why I havent been playing EvE much lately. I'm on a kinda semi break.<br /><br />Alot of people in Python have been playing it recently, and as a result our EvE corp activity has dwindled abit. But Python is more than just a corp. We play alot of other games together.<br /><br />Anywho he games alot of fun (tho very harsh a newbie, tho if you played HON or DOTA its suposed to be alot easier to pick up, I never played either).<br /><br />So if you too are bored of getting blobbed by russians, give this game a try.<br /><br />Oh...<br /><br />and its FREE TO PLAY!Andrea skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581750480119446130noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999040046522302208.post-38432627211222680122010-09-30T16:00:00.001-07:002010-09-30T16:09:14.158-07:00DRAKESCAPS LOCK ENGAGED.<br /><br />EWR9BU-BRUBR9VBUHNEWRP9V[BN9EWRUGVEW<br /><br />FUCK DRAKES. THEY ARE THE MOST BORING, UNIMAGINATIVE, STUPID SHIPS IN THE ENTIRE GAME. THEY ARE MEATSHEILDS WITHOUT THE MEAT. THEY ARE LIKE SAFETY BELTS, IM SURE THEY HAVE THIER USES, BUT THEY SURE ARENT USED FOR FUN.<br /><br />I HATE EVERY SINGLE PERSON (CAP LOCK DISENGAGED, except you larsypoo, CAPS LOCK ENGAGED) WHO FLY DRAKES. GET SOME STYLE. GET SOME SENSE OF FUN. IT IS NOT FUN TO SIT IN A BELT AT ZERO, TANKING AND NOTHING ELSE. IT IS NOT FUN HAVING TO SHOOT A DRAKE WITH <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15192">BOUNCERS</a>.<br /><br />DRAKES ARE NOT FUN. DRAKE PILOTS ARE NOT FUN. I HATE YOU ALL.<br /><br />RAGE<br /><br />EINVWPVUNWRVUNWR9VWNRV<br /><br />YES<br /><br />I MAD<br /><br />MAD!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />Ahhh, thats better.Andrea skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581750480119446130noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999040046522302208.post-77981453888947450162010-09-14T07:14:00.001-07:002010-09-14T18:13:46.561-07:00EPIC VICTORY OF EPIC PROPORTIONSIt is today. The most glorious of days, that The Python Cartel has succeeded where many of failed. Many corps and alliances have tried to <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">achieve</span> what we have achieved today. For 3 years we have tried, and today we reached our goal.<br /><br />No, we did not take over an entire 0.0 region. We <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">didn't</span> kill a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Mothership</span> with a bunch of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Rifters</span>, <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">neither</span> did we crush one of our bitter enemies under our pink snakeskin boots. No, none of those things. What we <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">accomplished</span> was of much greater significance.<br /><br />For today.... we <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">HOTDROPPED</span> a <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14770">BANTAM</a>, mining in a belt in MARA.<br /><br />GLORIOUS!Andrea skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581750480119446130noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999040046522302208.post-12493481670649185242010-09-11T23:32:00.000-07:002010-09-12T00:02:34.686-07:00How to lose a two billion isk fleet?Easy.<br /><br />Make me FC and this happens! <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=14709">BEHOLD</a>!<br /><br />It started off a nice little armor hac gang. It would of been abit bigger if the people who signed up for the op actualy showed up. But this is Python afterall.<br /><br />We ended up rolling around FW land, trying to goad people into a fight. They wouldnt fight us 1-1, not even 2-1 with bigger ships, instead, they fight us 3-1 with Carriers and ECM.<br /><br />We even had our scout see the massive gang massing on the gate nearby, and we saw they had a Carrier and several battleship in system... but I told everyone to stick around anyway. Tonight we was guna get a fight. Win or Lose.<br /><br />So 40 minutes of waiting for the chumps to get thier shit together.... the fight started! It started pretty well too, we dropped the <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14709">Scorpion</a> and a <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14707">Myrmidon</a> pretty fast. But in came the ECM and in came the Carrier. With our two gaurdians perma jammed we didnt last very long.<br /><br />After talking to one of the guys afterwards, apparently they didnt mean to blob us, it was just a coincidence.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Gallabella > faction warfare accidently blobbing?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Of course. Faction war never blob on purpose. Where is the fun in that?</span><br /><br />Best part was the comments after:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Knutsov > thats why you fly with ecm</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Knutsov > cause eveyone else is using it</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Helicity Boson > way to give them nice kills</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Knutsov > well blame the time</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Knutsov > we waited too long tbh</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Helicity Boson > tbh i think its fucking retarded to engage suicidally on purpose</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Helicity Boson > but hey</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Lachesis VII > just seems like we could have been more productive</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Lachesis VII > thats all</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Kazaji > But skye, even i have to say, that was a bit silly</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Kazaji > when we saw local go up by 30</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Not everyone was a whiney bitch tho.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Golden Helmet > for HONOR</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Jeros Hun > python are spartans</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Jeros Hun > they fight to the last man</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Angel Petroni > good fight guys.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Golden Helmet > gf</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Angel Petroni > Very commendable. You should join the caldari militia and teach them to grow a spine. :D</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Sir Juggalo > meh</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Sir Juggalo > <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">tbh</span> losing ships is a part of the game if u <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">dont</span> wanna lose it <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">dont</span> leave station</span><br /><br />But it was fun. You cant win them all. I just wish more people valued the fun of a fight MORE than the stats on <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">their</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">killboard</span> and the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">isk</span> in <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">their</span> wallet.Andrea skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581750480119446130noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999040046522302208.post-27845475739606669952010-09-04T00:50:00.000-07:002010-09-04T01:38:53.349-07:00The Great Python Named and Shamed: Vol 1Hear' ye! Hear' ye!<br /><br />Attention to all ye' who shalt hear! there hast been a great failure within the ranks of the MIGHTY band of ragtags known to all as the Python Cartel.<br /><br />It has been decreed that all shalt hear of this failure.<br /><br />T'was just last night that a Pirate known as <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=48360">Gallabella</a> lost his mighty Ishtar class Assault Cruiser in the line of duty! But oh' the Horror! <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14586">The Ishtar</a> was fitted with a dishonourable warp stab.<br /><br />Let it be known that Gallabella shalt not go unpunished! Tis' a crime that deserves justice! and justice shalt be served! In addition to being demoted to deck scrubbing duty, for no less than two months, Gallabella shalt also be receiving many years of hearing the phase "LOL REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU FIT WARP STABS ON YOUR ISHTAR!"<br /><br />A suitable punishment indeed! May this serve as a warning to all who would fit warp stabs on thier vessels. There can be no greater dishonour!Andrea skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581750480119446130noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999040046522302208.post-38571250369343466332010-08-31T20:09:00.000-07:002010-08-31T20:11:16.655-07:00TUSKERS: Assault Frigate Tourny<a href="http://fleeonsight.blogspot.com/2010/08/assault-frigate-tournament.html">http://fleeonsight.blogspot.com/2010/08/assault-frigate-tournament.html</a><br /><br />Looks like alot of fun! Send your entry fee and get in your AF's! I'll be attending for sure!Andrea skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581750480119446130noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999040046522302208.post-80769883977175503222010-08-20T21:57:00.001-07:002010-08-20T21:57:51.198-07:00A link.<a href="http://www.machine9.net/python/?p=75">http://www.machine9.net/python/?p=75</a>Andrea skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581750480119446130noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999040046522302208.post-76516454680426333612010-08-19T17:19:00.000-07:002010-08-19T17:28:08.725-07:00Banstick<span style="font-family: georgia;font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;" >So after going away for a day or two, I come home to find this in my email inbox:</span><span style="font-family: georgia;font-size:130%;" ><br /><br /></span><pre><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;" >Hi,</span><span style="font-family: georgia;font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;" > </span><span style="font-family: georgia;font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;" >This mail is sent to inform you that your EVE Online account ********, has been </span><span style="font-family: georgia;font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;" >suspended in light of EULA violations.</span><span style="font-family: georgia;font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;" > </span><span style="font-family: georgia;font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;" >Our END USER LICENCE AGREEMENT and other game policies can be found on this </span><span style="font-family: georgia;font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;" >page: </span><span style="font-family: georgia;font-size:130%;" ><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.eveonline.com/pnp/" target="_blank">http://www.eveonline.com/pnp/</a><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;" > </span><span style="font-family: georgia;font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;" >If you feel the ban is not justified or you have something to add to the matter, </span><span style="font-family: georgia;font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;" >please reply to this mail and we will respond as soon as possible.</span><span style="font-family: georgia;font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;" > </span><span style="font-family: georgia;font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;" >Regards,</span><span style="font-family: georgia;font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;" >EVE Online Customer Support </span><span style="font-family: georgia;font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-family: georgia;font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-family: georgia;font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;" >Not cool. I've replied to the petition but I am not expecting much.<br /><br />I've heard off one of the few Pythons that still talk to me, that Spectre has also<br />been banned for account sharing. </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">Nice way to sort it out CCP, just ban EVERYBODY</span></span><br /></pre>Andrea skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581750480119446130noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999040046522302208.post-45196376871238185732010-08-14T18:20:00.000-07:002010-08-14T18:45:45.437-07:00All your alliance belongs to us.Hi there.<br /><br />As you might be aware. I stole all of Spectres Isk and most of his ships. One thing I forgot to mention when I told everyone this... I also stole his shares.<br /><br />Now Python had 3 main Directors. Me, GH and Spectre. We each had roughly 1/3 of the shares, in the off chance one of us disappeared off the face of the earth, or had to take a break, or started being a complete faggot. So by me stealing Spectre's shares, I had the majority of the shares.<br /><br />This was my insurance, should Golden Helmet try and remove me from the corp (for stealing Spectre's stuff)<br /><br />Well, Golden helmet did actually disapprove with my theft (no idea why) and he demanded he give it back. Of course, this was out of the question. So we ended up arguing and he told me when he got home he was going to remove me from the corp.<br /><br />But he didn't know I had Spectre's shares, and when he logged on I immediately clicked the "Run for CEO" button on the corp tab (I like to shove things in peoples faces). This removed GH's CEO capabilities, including his ability to kick me from the corp.<br /><br />I voted for myself, obviously. and there was no way GH could win. The vote passed a small while agoso... I am now the new CEO of Python and The Jerk Cartel. I honestly still don't know what I am going to do with the alliance, as I didn't really plan that far ahead.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHhmzqMhJPFNDtaKopudLoAfz9vBErQ8Q-HaoA711WnVCTyYxek96j87ljZXrFBZiRbj4qAk6CDd9mqjvl6YQlLAfK7z2UOCFAT_k4XVbDGoPaigZo5a6oWCdEIqEfsgmkJsN8j83ebfA/s1600/I+AM+THE+BOSS.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHhmzqMhJPFNDtaKopudLoAfz9vBErQ8Q-HaoA711WnVCTyYxek96j87ljZXrFBZiRbj4qAk6CDd9mqjvl6YQlLAfK7z2UOCFAT_k4XVbDGoPaigZo5a6oWCdEIqEfsgmkJsN8j83ebfA/s320/I+AM+THE+BOSS.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5505443613470031042" border="0" /></a><br />So what should I do with it? Give it away? Give it back to GH? (not likely lol) recruit a bunch of carebears and start running missions? simply disband it? or what?<br /><br />I'm taking suggestions! give me some ideas!Andrea skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581750480119446130noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999040046522302208.post-34813876713631875402010-08-13T13:58:00.000-07:002010-08-13T14:16:19.666-07:00Fuck you too Spectre.Firstly, my last post was indeed a troll and I never actually stole anybodies ships. It was all just a big joke and I'm surprised so many people believed it. I had quite a few messages in-game about how I'm such a bad person. But the jokes on you!<br /><br />Anyway, after reading <a href="http://evenewb.blogspot.com/2010/08/friendship-is-rare.html">this</a> post I feel as tho I have to get some facts straight.<br /><br />First and foremost. Yes I did steal all his isk. yes I did steal all his ships. Overall I got about 3 billion isk (when I sell the ships anyway) and I have no intention of giving them back.<br /><br />Why would I do this to someone I have known so long? Because Spectre is a drunken, egotistical, moron who contributed nothing to Python. Everyday he would log on vent, pissed out his brain, declaring how awesome he was and how shit we all were.<br /><br />After a lengthy argument the other night over vent I decided to take matters in my own hands. I still had his password and account details from a long time ago, so I waited until I knew he was at work (and unable to log EvE) and simply just logged his account and took everything I could, as quick as I could.<br /><br />I then sent Spectre an email telling him why, as I wanted to be upfront about what I did. I was nice enough to leave him 0.69 isk tho, so he should count himself lucky.<br /><br />Quit your whining Spectre. This is EvE, getting fucked over is part of the game, and you sir... just got fucked over.<br /><br />NOT SO AWESOME ANYMORE EY???Andrea skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581750480119446130noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999040046522302208.post-1795753759172725482010-08-08T15:54:00.000-07:002010-08-08T16:01:30.823-07:00GOODBYE PYTHON! THANKS FOR THE STUFF!So, Python has moved home once again, and as usual I was demoted to being one of the Carrier bitches for the day. After a good few hours of moving people ships my hangar looked like this:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitSS5ZyrWAs2JeeWnA8rj8w9YS9AyIQ9Pow8jlmYmI-8_z5j-tIslLS9Cv6yFkq3VWP9dmLXHDPTzxUjJVRgZ_xwR6G-JItNue_5DDdoquen6xFqZgzbFoJApLyG9e9vuPQYQJgjaFoGA/s1600/OMG+IM+QUITING.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitSS5ZyrWAs2JeeWnA8rj8w9YS9AyIQ9Pow8jlmYmI-8_z5j-tIslLS9Cv6yFkq3VWP9dmLXHDPTzxUjJVRgZ_xwR6G-JItNue_5DDdoquen6xFqZgzbFoJApLyG9e9vuPQYQJgjaFoGA/s320/OMG+IM+QUITING.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5503177006399117986" border="0" /></a><br />After much deliberation I decided to quit Python and steal everyone ships. I still <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">don't</span> know how much I made, but dam, I should be sorted for at least a couple of weeks! At the rate I lose ships anyway.<br /><br />On a completely unrelated note: Anybody recruiting? got decent corp assets they want to let me have access too? I'm trustworthy, helpful and extremely active! Send me a mail in game.<br /><br />Thanks!Andrea skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581750480119446130noreply@blogger.com23tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999040046522302208.post-49501792820556745482010-07-31T03:53:00.000-07:002010-07-31T04:17:13.965-07:00I'm a whiney bitch and I'm taking a break.Yesterday I undocked in my Sentinel. The past few days I've been able to fly it properly (EWAR frig 4 recently finished) and I've been extremely eager to try it out. I've seen alot of people fly it really well. Be it by taking out larger ships, larger gangs, or just being able to screw over an enemy gang with Tracking Disruptor's and Nuets.<br /><br />I've also seen people fly it badly. Hi <a href="http://python.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=826">Inertial</a>. Hi <a href="http://pcmk2.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=1825">Blammo</a>.<br /><br />Anywho, as I said, I've been wanting to test this ship out the past few days. I've spent my time roaming 30-50 jumps through the most busiest systems in EvE only to find one thing.<br /><br />FUCKING PUSSIES.<br /><br />Nobody wants a fair fight. Hell nobody wants a slightly uneven fight. I saw a Crusader, Retribution and a Dramiel RUN from my Sentinel today, and the day before that I saw a COMMAND SHIP run from it. Not just any command ship either, it was a bloody Nighthawk.<br /><br />The only person I've managed to kill was some guy in a <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13967">Hurricane</a> ratting in a belt. And while the Sentinel did perform admirably I just want a proper fight (He had killed most of my drones with his double webs, and I had forgot to load tracking scripts... so I had to call in backup). A fight like you always used to get in the old days if you roamed enough. One where its just two guys, looking for abit of fun and not just a killmail... anyone else remember that?<br /><br />Nowadays, low sec is full of Faction war. High security status PvP'ers who never leave the safety of the sentry guns, and people who just hunt for Killmails by sticking 50 T2 cruisers on a guy in a Rupture.<br /><br />I've always liked soling, I find it relaxing and kinda fun. But I think its time we called it. In low sec... Soloing is dead.<br /><br />Then there is the <a href="http://www.eveonline.com/council/transcripts/2010/CSM_CCP_Meetings_23-25_06_2010.pdf">news</a> (.pdf file) that Low sec will not be getting looked at for at least 18 months and that CCP will be spending all our cash on Dust and Incarna. Which nobody really wants anyway.<br /><br />Well, maybe Incarna. Walking around in stations will be pretty cool I guess. But there is alot more pressing issues that need fixing first.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fix the game we pay for CCP, not some turd thats probably going to fail anyway.</span><br /><br />So this is me signing out for a break. Again. I will still be playing EvE, but not as much as normal, which means my blog post will dwindle abit, and my PvP video will be... delayed. But I have got a little footage! So its definitely going to be out someday!<br /><br />o/Andrea skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581750480119446130noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999040046522302208.post-48131634936254009352010-07-13T06:47:00.000-07:002010-07-13T07:31:56.455-07:00Your top 5 ships... ever!So after reading <a href="http://thebeginningsofpiracy.blogspot.com/2010/07/best-pirate-ships-in-eve.html">Mail Lites</a> blog post, I've decided to do something similar. These are my favourite ships in EvE:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">#5</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhesb_0jYM70bu6vBGbIULJhi7n6l3SKF56pnf65KDrpPtqJUbahuq2ttonCwZ2YC5DA0hiRD3agV_oDX2IwLztoCEk9xUf8ElN6H0ePWUfq4R6_lnzZQcXqrr48kyKmx6jhJZVI0wyDwQ/s1600/2010.07.13.13.45.09.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 199px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhesb_0jYM70bu6vBGbIULJhi7n6l3SKF56pnf65KDrpPtqJUbahuq2ttonCwZ2YC5DA0hiRD3agV_oDX2IwLztoCEk9xUf8ElN6H0ePWUfq4R6_lnzZQcXqrr48kyKmx6jhJZVI0wyDwQ/s320/2010.07.13.13.45.09.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493387562721190258" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Rapier/Huginn</span><br /><br />I used to fly this every single time on a roam. Its just so dam awesome. Its mostly used as a scout/tackle ship and it pairs very very well with an Arazu/Lachesis. I like the green engine exhausts on the Huginn, and I wish CCP put them on the Rapier.<br /><br />The Rapier is flown by our super efficient scout <a href="http://necio.griefwatch.net/index.php?p=main">Necio</a>. Some say he's actually a Rapier IRL.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">#4</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaE6jE_F0pXCPC8BvGTWoD4EZdhC4YwWeKZvRhuMS_UI40NYzHTenAgKnbh81egUChna8iBW2jkERQmNeHIFgJ8Rf2vioOeNQmBVTlHQsmTjvRfwaSUCwgttMfWxj43R74AXcmPv9_kq0/s1600/2010.07.13.13.43.20.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 199px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaE6jE_F0pXCPC8BvGTWoD4EZdhC4YwWeKZvRhuMS_UI40NYzHTenAgKnbh81egUChna8iBW2jkERQmNeHIFgJ8Rf2vioOeNQmBVTlHQsmTjvRfwaSUCwgttMfWxj43R74AXcmPv9_kq0/s320/2010.07.13.13.43.20.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493388409279198850" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Crusader</span><br /><br />I haven't got to fly this ship much yet, as I was only able to get in it two days ago. But so far its been pretty cool, its a great tackler, its speedy, and it looks god-dam-sexy.<br /><br />I have always wanted to fly one after seeing <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=14895">Golden Helmet</a> fly one back in the old days of Python. He used to fly nothing but Crusaders. Did I say fly? I meant, he used to <a href="http://python.griefwatch.net/?p=kills&class=Interceptor&victim=Golden%20Helmet"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">die</span></a> in nothing but Crusaders.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">#3</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdMLZnlVl9W4LwhwsiPDjE5cm4dqTlasgyDWgSOV_lSIuRunk4ckmA3E2NUyOvRTB6SN4J5MU_SNIVxwJ8tESfq_d2dXzCTXNvEXKBjSLCdysjVrLhzCi8B1AzpNIGQ4_7b7mXjEs9HEU/s1600/2010.07.13.13.42.22.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 199px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdMLZnlVl9W4LwhwsiPDjE5cm4dqTlasgyDWgSOV_lSIuRunk4ckmA3E2NUyOvRTB6SN4J5MU_SNIVxwJ8tESfq_d2dXzCTXNvEXKBjSLCdysjVrLhzCi8B1AzpNIGQ4_7b7mXjEs9HEU/s320/2010.07.13.13.42.22.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493389115671749650" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Sabre</span><br /><br />Its basically a shiny Thrasher on steroids, but its one of the most fun ships in the game at the minute. Its fast, has huge alpha (when fitted with arties) and looks like a mini Cyclone. I actually fly these in low sec, fitted with no tank, just arties and speed. Their great, but cost a bomb... so I don't fly them as much as I'd want too.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">#2</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCBCQHkgcdZxa2z5_S8DPM0oCmxBAALbcTzeaKNDT-HrZmrYFGd3uN2HeL2v7s69o_7OAvgbgSVeFMSeqLywSSgT3IPco7Bnj6sSNxR1RYK5fwoLoJuVL3b1IitmPlcmsYn92VFIZ3Qm8/s1600/2010.07.13.13.38.03.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 199px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCBCQHkgcdZxa2z5_S8DPM0oCmxBAALbcTzeaKNDT-HrZmrYFGd3uN2HeL2v7s69o_7OAvgbgSVeFMSeqLywSSgT3IPco7Bnj6sSNxR1RYK5fwoLoJuVL3b1IitmPlcmsYn92VFIZ3Qm8/s320/2010.07.13.13.38.03.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493389916701729954" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Tempest</span><br /><br />Awesomest of the awesome its the Tempest at #2. This is my most used ship and I use it for literally everything. Its just so versatile! You can fit it for <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10733">Sniping</a>, <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12113">DPS</a>, <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13276">Nano</a>, <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10829">Passive shield tank</a>, Passive armor tank with RRs, active shield tank, <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12108">active armor tank</a> AND you can PvE in it. You just never know what to expect from a Tempest<br /><br />And it has sails. Every pirate needs sails.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">#1 THE BESTEST SHIP OF THE BEST BESTEST BEST EVER IN THE WHOLE WORLD OF EVE EVER.</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPegFT2Mkm7pz2r0uvkLPzwvic2nUehvVteIiaR1v3pIqsBIeyf777W54PUBIL5EB8NKtpwqMosVjgBvSgbCW82phbXYOqPTdhJ3EcwejXzatiTIMRhSGjulyax_8RPqJtFWDg05gRpPA/s1600/2010.07.13.13.39.53.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 199px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPegFT2Mkm7pz2r0uvkLPzwvic2nUehvVteIiaR1v3pIqsBIeyf777W54PUBIL5EB8NKtpwqMosVjgBvSgbCW82phbXYOqPTdhJ3EcwejXzatiTIMRhSGjulyax_8RPqJtFWDg05gRpPA/s320/2010.07.13.13.39.53.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493390835887153010" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Tempest Fleet Issue.</span><br /><br />Of course! The only ship that could possibly be better than the Tempest is another Tempest! With improved sails and even more rust... it is to me: The Greatest ship in EvE!Andrea skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581750480119446130noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999040046522302208.post-56359573601742329122010-07-12T04:04:00.001-07:002010-07-12T04:17:18.243-07:00Size mattersBehold, the biggest penis in the Galaxy, with a girth of over 50km wide and a length of 200km (including the balls!).<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=14895">Golden Helmet</a> for not ADD-ing out and ERECTING such a display of Python spirit.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4UAyyDZxXz-dg73tALFtbX7eFLWaoDisdLFHCxeKqKCk0ZvIEs-ZVbOdhD-qqVWyaHdunl5zz3NeXn6ClitE5ajEoUcY1o_BtEbbocwYIxcNEZudKHGPRD4MrgVaJ6uZuMYawcfg1t_4/s1600/penis2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4UAyyDZxXz-dg73tALFtbX7eFLWaoDisdLFHCxeKqKCk0ZvIEs-ZVbOdhD-qqVWyaHdunl5zz3NeXn6ClitE5ajEoUcY1o_BtEbbocwYIxcNEZudKHGPRD4MrgVaJ6uZuMYawcfg1t_4/s320/penis2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492975091042832210" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuEZja8CfdEZR4o38SYjXAakzyK5tdjmpzjwwhg2uw2l1aZDPT7aQWN8oM0zNX-Ftrc0Wiu6VaoWqqsBJF2ubyEXfk0h_4N2RhREKY4kA_wHQsHlFnAwInSgMC6q7O_fKrPy05SNzcFTA/s1600/penis.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuEZja8CfdEZR4o38SYjXAakzyK5tdjmpzjwwhg2uw2l1aZDPT7aQWN8oM0zNX-Ftrc0Wiu6VaoWqqsBJF2ubyEXfk0h_4N2RhREKY4kA_wHQsHlFnAwInSgMC6q7O_fKrPy05SNzcFTA/s320/penis.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492974897438813746" border="0" /></a></div><br />Tickets to visit this spectacular monument are now on sale. For only £1million isk, made payable directly to "The Python Cartel." (don't forget the . ), you can gaze in awe and wonder at this magnificent sight.<br /><br />This is a once in a lifetime opportunity! It wont be long till the fascist Dev's at CCP dissemble this mighty monument to the male reproductive organ.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">DISCLAIMER</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">The payment of one million isk must be made upon entering Resbroko. Failure to do so will result in your ship being targeted and maybe destroyed. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Oh, and even if you do pay for tickets. Your ship will also probably be targeted... and maybe destroyed.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED.</span></span>Andrea skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581750480119446130noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999040046522302208.post-62506905101873181942010-07-10T21:03:00.000-07:002010-07-11T00:48:15.730-07:00You want a fight? .... OH GOD!The theme of Pythons roam this week was RR Drakes.<br /><br />Yes, RR Drakes. We fit our ships similiar to this:<br /><br /><i>[Drake, New Setup 1]<br />Damage Control II<br />Mark I Generator Refitting: Reaction Control<br />Co-Processor II<br />Ballistic Control System II<br /><br />Large Shield Extender II<br />Medium Capacitor Booster II, Cap Booster 800<br />ECCM - Gravimetric II<br />Warp Disruptor II<br />Invulnerability Field II<br />Invulnerability Field II<br /><br />Heavy Missile Launcher II, Caldari Navy Scourge Heavy Missile<br />Heavy Missile Launcher II, Caldari Navy Scourge Heavy Missile<br />Heavy Missile Launcher II, Caldari Navy Scourge Heavy Missile<br />Heavy Missile Launcher II, Caldari Navy Scourge Heavy Missile<br />Heavy Missile Launcher II, Caldari Navy Scourge Heavy Missile<br />Heavy Missile Launcher II, Caldari Navy Scourge Heavy Missile<br />Heavy Missile Launcher II, Caldari Navy Scourge Heavy Missile<br />Large S95a Partial Shield Transporter<br /><br />Medium Core Defence Field Extender I<br />Medium Core Defence Field Extender I<br />Medium Core Defence Field Extender I<br /><br /><br /></i>Some people dropped points for a target painter, and one of us was actualy flying a Lachesis for the awesome point range. <i><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /></span></span></span></i>As always we headed for faction war land in the search of a blob. Our first stop was Auga and.... it was empty.<br /><br />Our second stop was Houla, where we managed to get a warp in on some Geddon sparing with his friend in a Macherial. The Macherial managed to get out of range, but the Geddon <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13554">died</a> quickly as he was in low armor thanks to his friend.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">[ 2010.07.11 00:52:45 ] duck eh > wow</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">[ 2010.07.11 00:53:10 ] duck eh > thats the biggest pussy move ive ever seen</span><br /><br />We also got into a little fight on the gate where we killed a <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13557">Stabber</a> and a <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13555">Crusader</a>. But still, nothing really exciting. So I decided to do our favourite trick to getting a fight. Head to Amamake, smack in local for abit, and hope that someone gets so pissed at us they formed a gang to kill us.<br /><br />In Amamake we arrived, and the smack began;<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">[ 2010.07.11 01:15:14 ] Katsuragi Mimiko > chin chin hoshi....</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">[ 2010.07.11 01:15:16 ] Jaxxon Voers > bitches love me cause they kjnow that i can rock!</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.11 01:15:21 ] IEATCRAYONS ><span style="font-weight: bold;"> -ASCII penis goes here-</span></span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">[ 2010.07.11 01:15:24 ] IEATCRAYONS > penis!</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.11 01:15:25 ] Pablanzo > PENIS</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">[ 2010.07.11 01:15:27 ] IEATCRAYONS > PENIS!</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.11 01:15:34 ] Andrea Skye > The python cartel, taking over your system once again<br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;">[ 2010.07.11 01:15:36 ] Jaxxon Voers > i herd ther wuz pierats in yor systemz</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.11 01:15:39 ] Pablanzo > fuck you i said it first!</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.11 01:19:09 ] Katsuragi Mimiko > :O</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.11 01:20:09 ] Pablanzo > MY BUM IS ON THE GUM, MY BUM IS ON THE GUM, I CAN BLOW A BUBBLE WITH MY BUM BUM BUM</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">[ 2010.07.11 01:24:06 ] Pablanzo > MY BUM IS ON THE MAN, MY BUM IS ON THE MAN, ITS ALOT OF FUN TO PUT YOUR BUM IN A MAN</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">[ 2010.07.11 01:26:09 ] Radcjk > I am jacks complete lack of surprise.</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.11 01:26:38 ] Jaxxon Voers > i thought amamake was full of pewpew and shit</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">[ 2010.07.11 01:26:47 ] Jaxxon Voers > all i see is shit</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">[ 2010.07.11 01:26:54 ] Radcjk > Nah, just a bunch of FW imitaters in drakes in 3-1</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.11 01:26:58 ] Pablanzo > full of pussy's these days .....</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.11 01:27:08 ] Jaxxon Voers > FW imitator...thats a new one</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.11 01:27:11 ] Andrea Skye > You know where to find us. Just show up, and if we got just a slight chance and dont smell blob trap, we will be ther</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"> <span style="font-weight: bold;">(QUOTE FROM EVE FORUMS ABOUT US FROM BANE, WHO LIVE IN AMAMAKE)<br /></span><span>[ 2010.07.11 01:27:18 ] Jaxxon Voers > i thought we were no-talent nanofags</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.11 01:27:25 ] Radcjk > In drakes ? nah</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.11 01:27:43 ] Jaxxon Voers > we get called something new everytime we come here<br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;">[ 2010.07.11 01:27:59 ] Katsuragi Mimiko > I still remember the carrier kill here</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.11 01:28:06 ] Katsuragi Mimiko > That was funny</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.11 01:28:14 ] Jaxxon Voers > mostly we just call you guys 'our bitches', its easier to keep you all straight that way</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.11 01:28:28 ] IEATCRAYONS > boys have a penis</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.11 01:28:34 ] IEATCRAYONS > girls have a vagina</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">[ 2010.07.11 01:28:35 ] Radcjk > What evr works mate. Im staring at your mad kill skills right now.</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.11 01:28:48 ] Jaxxon Voers > i am disconcertingly badass, i know</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.11 01:29:09 ] Jaxxon Voers > you can worship me, i dont mind</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.11 01:29:10 ] Radcjk > Its true. I wanna sit in drake gang and talk worthless smack. You take apps ?</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.11 01:29:26 ] Piscis > dont use big words. it confuses the tissue buyers</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.11 01:29:41 ] Andrea Skye > is your penis bigger than 9 inches</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.11 01:29:48 ] Radcjk > With T2 pump yes</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.11 01:29:48 ] Katsuragi Mimiko > I don't speak English.</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.11 01:29:57 ] Jaxxon Voers > not from AOS guys, they usually cant fight their way out of a wet paper sack</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.11 01:30:07 ] Andrea Skye > then feel free to drop an app, along with a photo confirming the size of your penis</span><br /><br /></span><span>40 minutes we waited. 40 minutes of constant smack, and even with 30-50 people in local nobody would fight our 8 man gang sitting in the top belt.<br /><br />With everybody getting bored we figured we would just head home, where we had heard about a EvE-Uni Carrier sitting outside our home station. For those unaware what EvE Uni is, its basically an EvE training corp. It has alot of members but most of them are clueless with very poorly fit ships. They do seem to throw thier ships at anything that moves (alot like we do) so we thought maybe we could get a decent fight out of them.<br /><br />We arrived in Resbroko to see a cyno up outside the station. We warped to the cyno, and quickly <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13558">dispatched the Merlin</a> that was being repped by a Thanatos. I told everyone to just aggress the Thanatos for lulz, and we did. His shield slowly went down and as it was about to enter armor, a Revalation Dreadnought undocked.<br /><br />"Just Keep moving, it wont be able to track you" said Golden Helmet in his sexy pre-pubescent voice.<br /><br />We did keep moving, and GH was right! it couldn't really track us. Then to our complete surprise, the Carrier entered Triage! WTF! he wasn't even repping anybody! I decided to get my Niddy and I told everyone else to get in something abit more BEEFY with some Nuetage.<br /><br />As I undocked I noticed a small local spike of about 5-10, so I decided to not aggress for now. Just in case. Checking scan every few seconds, we saw nothing but a bunch of frigates on scan. I told everyone to keep shooting the Thanny. What would a bunch of Frigs do against BS's with a Carrier repping them?<br /><br />Then local spiked again.<br /><br />By 120.<br /><br />With local now at 150 we decided it would be a very good idea to simply de-aggress. Even if they were in frigates, that is still alot of DEEPS.<br /><br />They wasn't in frigs tho, they were in BS's, Dreadnoughts, BCs and other assorted ships. When they landed they all began shooting my Carrier. I wasn't aggressed, so I could dock at any time, but I stayed out long enough to keep a few of our guys alive long enough for them to dock. Luckily, they focused most of their attention on me, so it was quite easy.<br /><br />Our corp docked up and I followed soon after with nearly all my armor on my Carrier blown away.</span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyyivqcivl4ss5PPAyadSssBEgQQPLHp8HgOm5_6RRGPZA2ES9dCMWp_7Zas1odlb1T5TGscyciiYDaSQSTdvoZeT-432qXkKmyi2frBmFI3e5XP4UkNb7BzDlhqpgqV3kFeJnG8m-ESc/s1600/eveuni.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyyivqcivl4ss5PPAyadSssBEgQQPLHp8HgOm5_6RRGPZA2ES9dCMWp_7Zas1odlb1T5TGscyciiYDaSQSTdvoZeT-432qXkKmyi2frBmFI3e5XP4UkNb7BzDlhqpgqV3kFeJnG8m-ESc/s320/eveuni.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492500484688272162" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">HOLY BLOB BATMAN!</span> (Thanks <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=39232">Inka</a> for the ss)<br /></div><br /><br /></span><span>All was well. Tho for some reason Super-Jaxx decided to would be a good idea to try and tank 150 pilots with his Ishtar. Needless to say, it didn't end well. He ended up losing his <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13559">Ishtar</a>.<br /><br />And his <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13560">pod</a>.<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13562">Twice.</a></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><i><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br />I love you Jaxx.<br /></span></span></span></i></span>Andrea skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581750480119446130noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999040046522302208.post-43100191813123370802010-07-04T11:51:00.000-07:002010-07-04T22:20:34.813-07:00OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY. AGAIN.Past week or so the corp and I have been looking forward to an op that was being arranged on a forums. The idea of the op was simple.<br /><br />- Get as many people online as possible<br />- Get everyone in either a Gaurdian, or a remote rep battleship, with lots of ECCM.<br />- Head to Amamake 3-1 and smack until we got blobbed and killed.<br /><br />The simple plans are always the best plans, and when the day for the op came, we had 16 corpies and 2 friends of corpies in fleet. This was one of the largest gangs we had ever assembled. And even tho our setup was good, and are fits were awesome... nobody really had much more expectations than getting smashed in the top belt and warping back in our pods.<br /><br />When we got to Amamake the smack began:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" >[ 2010.07.04 00:23:36 ] Golden Helmet > WE ARE PENIS<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:23:37 ] TwiceDAsiZe > penis<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:23:38 ] Golden Helmet > YOU ARE VAGINA<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:23:42 ] IEATCRAYONS > PENIS<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:23:42 ] Jawmare > PENIS<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:23:48 ] Golden Helmet > WE. ARE. PENIS!!!!<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:23:49 ] Katsuragi Mimiko > CHIN CHIN!<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:23:49 ] Gallabella > PENISSSSS<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:24:00 ] MrWhitei God > guys<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:24:04 ] IEATCRAYONS > PENIS?<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:24:05 ] Gallabella > Who wants a bag of dicks?<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:24:10 ] Airric > you people could try to bait better<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:24:13 ] MrWhitei God > those balls look a bit wierd<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:24:13 ] Inka Kaoru > ur mom's a bag of dicks<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:24:24 ] IEATCRAYONS > I HAVE TESTICUALAR CANCER!<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:24:25 ] razor122 > ill take a bag<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:24:31 ] Jawmare > wuts baiting<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:24:32 ] Jawmare > ?<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:24:40 ] Golden Helmet > COME OUT AND PLAY, VAGINAS!<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:24:43 ] Gallabella > come to top belt for free bag of dicks<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:24:49 ] Jawmare > at 0<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:24:53 ] Inka Kaoru > i'm a master baiter, wtf r u talking about<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:24:59 ] razor122 > OMW GALLABELLA<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:25:03 ] Bruh'n Orellux > what kind of dicks<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:25:06 ] Golden Helmet > /emote waves his immense penis around<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:25:11 ] IEATCRAYONS > WTB CYBER<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:25:17 ] Targie McRed > /emote warps officer fit velator to top belt at 0<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:25:17 ] MrWhitei God > real men bait at oso gate<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:25:20 ] Kobrakilla > a/s/l?<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:25:22 ] Gallabella > spotted dicks<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:25:24 ] Gallabella > white dicks<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:25:26 ] Airric > are you going to pull those dicks out of your ass<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:25:27 ] Targie McRed > kobra?<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:25:27 ] Gallabella > black dicks<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:25:33 ] Bruh'n Orellux > wait<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:25:35 ] IEATCRAYONS > 53/M/INDIA<br />[ 2010.07.04 00:25:37 ] Golden Helmet > oso gate is for faggots</span><br /><br />It went on for quite a while, and while I could post the entire log, I dont think I could even fit the log on the front page of my blog. But hopefully you get the idea.<br /><br />Nonetheless, nobody came to fight us, and after about half an hour of sitting in the top belt, we decided to go with PLAN B, which was to head on down to Huola which is a system near Amamake that houses alot of faction war dudes.<br /><br />When we reached Houla, <a href="http://necio.griefwatch.net/index.php?p=main">our 9000 series scout</a> reported that there was a Mega on the gate we was about to jump through. I figuired I'd jump through first and get a point, and then see if the Mega would agress me, or just simply jump through the gate and get caught by the rest of the gang.<br /><br />He agressed me back.. I called the guys through... and he died in no less than <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13320">5 seconds</a>. Meh... a kill is a kill.<br /><br />We sat in Houla for abit, when a crazy irish guy in local seemed to want to tell us how much he loved River Dance.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">[ 2010.07.04 01:20:07 ] Tatanka Marcussen > RIVER FUCKING DANCE</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:20:08 ] Tatanka Marcussen > RIVER FUCKING DANCE</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:20:09 ] Tatanka Marcussen > RIVER FUCKING DANCE</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">[ 2010.07.04 01:20:10 ] Tatanka Marcussen > RIVER FUCKING DANCE</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">[ 2010.07.04 01:20:11 ] Tatanka Marcussen > RIVER FUCKING DANCE</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:20:12 ] Tatanka Marcussen > RIVER FUCKING DANCE</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">[ 2010.07.04 01:20:13 ] Tatanka Marcussen > RIVER FUCKING DANCE</span><br /><br />I'm not sure exactly why he was telling us this. But I'm sure it had a deep and meaningful message in there somewhere.<br /><br />Anyway. No fights to be had in Huola either. So we decided to goto plan C.<br /><br />Plan C was to head to Egghelende, which is also very close to Amamake, and annoy the mighty Ken Plante. We arrived in Sisiede and formed up on the Egghelende gate and decided to send our most annoying and also best smacktard in.<br /><br />You probably guessed it was Spectre3353.<br /><br />Spectre3353 and Ken Plante had a relationship a long time ago, but it all went sour when Spectre3353 accidently taped over Kens favourite Kylie Minogue cassette. Ken spent several days listening to the radio and taping each song off the weeks-top-40. And he was very upset by Spectres disregard of his most treasured cassette.<br /><br />Ever since then Ken has hated Spectre and has tried to kill him at any opportunity. He goes into a fit of pure blind rage and ends up throwing his own <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11936">ships away</a>, and ships of his <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=5754">corp mates</a>.<br /><br />So Spectre, being the good Python. Smacked and smacked while sitting on Kens home station. You can read the convo <a href="http://evenewb.blogspot.com/2010/07/go-blog-about-it.html">here</a>.<br /><br />But strangely, Ken didnt bite, he must be finally over Spectre, or his new boyfriend has brought him a proper official Kylie Minouge cassette. That, or he had finally got some anger management therapy, and was practicing some excellent self control.<br /><br />Who knows!?<br /><br />We saw <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=43307">Kens alt</a> undock, and when we saw him enter Sisiede local we figuired that our trap was busted. He saw our beefy gang, so we decided to give Amamake one last shot.<br /><br />We turned our ships round, went to Amamake and again sat in the top belt. We then started to smack:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" >[ 2010.07.04 01:46:03 ] Andrea Skye > THE PYTHON CARTEL CLAIMS THIS SYSTEM AS ITS OWN</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" ><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:46:07 ] Andrea Skye > WHO DARE CHALLENGE US</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" ><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:46:15 ] WNKyle > not on my watch</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" ><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:46:25 ] Brick0Joe > AMAMAKE DEFENSE FORCE SWAT</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" >[ 2010.07.04 01:46:27 ] Sabine Demsky > MEOW!!!!</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" ><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:46:40 ] Kobrakilla > LOGIN THE TITAN</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" ><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:46:50 ] 00sage00 > HAI KYLE</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" ><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:46:50 ] Brick0Joe > RELEASE THE KRAKEN</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" ><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:46:50 ] Katsuragi Mimiko > ANAL HURTS! BUT YOU GET USED TO THE PAIN!!</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" ><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:46:59 ] Helicity Boson > bane should renounce their evil ways and join the ADF!<br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" >[ 2010.07.04 01:47:00 ] Inka Kaoru > i herd we couuld get a fight here</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" ><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:47:02 ] Inka Kaoru > c/d?</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" >[ 2010.07.04 01:47:04 ] WNKyle > d</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" ><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:47:05 ] 00sage00 > d</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" ><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:47:09 ] Jawmare > d</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" ><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:47:12 ] 00sage00 > too many pussies</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" ><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:47:15 ] WNKyle > c</span><br /><br />Kens alt entered local:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" >[ 2010.07.04 01:47:16 ] Andrea Skye > HEY KENNY</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" ><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:47:17 ] Jawmare > d</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" ><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:47:19 ] Andrea Skye > LONG TIME NO SEE</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" ><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:47:20 ] Brick0Joe > HELLO SHLERKEDERKELER</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" ><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:47:20 ] IEATCRAYONS > HI KEN</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" ><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:47:22 ] Jawmare > HI KENNY</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" >[ 2010.07.04 01:47:22 ] Helicity Boson > ken is the best curse pilot</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" >[ 2010.07.04 01:47:24 ] 00sage00 > HI KEN</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" >[ 2010.07.04 01:47:26 ] Jawmare > WTF IS PROTUS?</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" ><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:47:29 ] Eofina > Release the Kraken!</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" >[ 2010.07.04 01:47:36 ] 00sage00 > i r leet pvper?</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" ><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:47:36 ] Kri Matar > oh shit, we gonna blog about this?</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" >[ 2010.07.04 01:47:43 ] Spectre3353 > hellz yea</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" ><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:47:46 ] Andrea Skye > NICE CURSE FLYING IN THE FIRST ROUND OF THE TOURNY</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" ><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:47:55 ] Jawmare > I WAS MISSIONING IN A RAVEN, THEN A PROTUS WARPED IN</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" >[ 2010.07.04 01:47:55 ] Andrea Skye > GOOD JOB YOUR TEAM DIDNT FUCK UP AS MUCH AS YOU DID HUH</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" ><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:47:56 ] 00sage00 > PRO PILOTING</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" ><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:47:56 ] Brick0Joe > I heard that to be a pro curse pilot you MWD into the opposing team</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" ><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:48:01 ] Jawmare > WTF IS PROTUS?</span><br /><br />Even Spectre himself thought that maybe our smack was going a little bit to far..<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" >[ 2010.07.04 01:48:11 ] Spectre3353 > please be more professional pythons</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" >[ 2010.07.04 01:48:15 ] Spectre3353 > we are above the smacktalk</span><br /><br />Again, the smack went on for a small while and as Spectre was about to tell us to give up:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">[ 2010.07.04 01:51:23 ] Spectre3353 > we should just go</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:51:30 ] Spectre3353 > the longer we sit, the sooner until we get smacked down by a hotdrop</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />[ 2010.07.04 01:51:32 ] Spectre3353 > and nothign is coming</span><br /><br />An Abbadon, two tempests, A Megathron AND a Nidhoggur appeared on close range scan:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" >[ 2010.07.04 01:51:40 ] Spectre3353 > or not</span><br /><br />And it began! It was <a href="http://www.banealliance.com/killboard/">BANE</a>, Kens alliance and it seemed they meant business.<br /><br />We primaried the Megathron and someone reported that their Niddy had entered Triage mode. For those of you unaware what Triage mode is, it basically boosts your repping and local tank by a very large amount. It does however make you run out of a cap very fast if you start running everything.<br /><br />More battleships landed, along with a Falcon. Everybody hate Falcons, even when your running double ECCMs, and everyone was quite relieved when <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=39026">Kobrakilla</a> announced that he just <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13341">one volleyed</a> it in sniper Maelstrom. Shortly after Ken plante landed in a Armagedden with a full rack of nuets.<br /><br />I told everyone to primary the Megathron. The Carrier began repping it and we simply could not break its tank. BANE were primarying Golden Helmet, but they also couldn't break our rep train. We were at somewhat of a stalemate but we had a slight advantage. Our Gaurdians wouldn't run out of cap, but the Carrier would.<br /><br />I told everyone to switch primary to the Carrier... so that he had to turn on his local tank, thus wasting even more cap. We pounded it for a while, and being in triage he managed to tank all of us quite easily... that is... till he ran out of a cap a few minutes later.<br /><br />I told everyone to switch primary again, back the Megathron and this time he went down fast. We switched primary to a Hurricane, who died before I could even lock it. Then to Kenny in the Gedden. Kenny melted like a Freddo in your back pocket on a hot day and already this gang was happy. Killing Ken Plante is our favourite past time.<br /><br />We killed a few more ships, and we all began approaching their carrier to make sure it didn't get out of range. With the Carrier capped out and their dps ships dropping, BANE decided to call it a day and get the hell out of the belt. So off they ran like little bitches leaving us to finish of their capped out Carrier.<br /><br />As it <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13322">died</a> there was an eruption of FUCK YEAS on comms, and we set about scooping as much loot as we could. I warped my alt in to collect the Capital mods from the Carrier wreck, but one of the BANE guys in a sniper ship destroyed the wreck.<br /><br />Faggots.<br /><br />I decided right then to call it. We had just beat a group of "Pro-pvpers" and not took a single loss in a pretty evenly matched fight. It was probably the best fight I've ever been in. You cant really tell from the <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=13324"><span>engagement</span></a> on the killboard, as we took zero losses, but BANE had 12 guys including a triage carrier, where as we had 19 with just BS/BC/Gaurdian support.<br /><br />They had seen exactly what they had, and had formed a fleet specifically to kill us. The Falcon with mostly Amarr jammers to jam the Gaurdians, the neut Geddon to break our cap transfer chain, and the Triage carrier to negate our ECM and keep his fleet alive long enough to break our RR chain.<br /><br />But they still got rolled!<br /><br />After I returned home and docked up for the night I recieved a mail from Griznatle. You may remember him from a previous post:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">carrier kill</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />From: Griznatle</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />Sent: 2010.07.04 06:12</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />To: Andrea Skye, </span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br />please send to spectre</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">wants to congratz you on a job well done.<br /><br />Also, I wanna be honest with you. This game, its pixels, I might treat you guys like crap, and you treat me like scum, but you guys did a good job out there and yes im a bad pvper but i can still tell that you ate your wheaties and got it done.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Till next time your in local</span><br /><br />We must of done something right :D<br /><br />Props to Bane for bringing the fight tho, and well done Pythons for actually pulling your shit together for a change.<br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6t10nLTkKgZ2aINhr0JN9h65ppD5QI3P4ALAns_Y5vMJvNOXjlgOcU2A2LRnMlaP0QaW16wjZiJr6fCUena1T_XVDJiV16uDe9jtrFX0nCEB3wy298zRqrOyn0seBNwhhiiFCOAYPpHw/s1600/2010.07.04.02.18.23.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 199px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6t10nLTkKgZ2aINhr0JN9h65ppD5QI3P4ALAns_Y5vMJvNOXjlgOcU2A2LRnMlaP0QaW16wjZiJr6fCUena1T_XVDJiV16uDe9jtrFX0nCEB3wy298zRqrOyn0seBNwhhiiFCOAYPpHw/s320/2010.07.04.02.18.23.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5490138061148998130" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Pythons returning home</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">PS. You can read Helicity's version of events <a href="http://www.machine9.net/blog/?p=352">here</a>, and Spectre's <a href="http://evenewb.blogspot.com/2010/07/go-blog-about-it.html">here</a>.<br />PPS. I FORGOT TO TURN ON FRAPS AGAIN, ILL NEVER MAKE A MOVIE AT THIS RATE XD<br />PPPS. sage also made a post about it <a href="http://00sage00.wordpress.com/2010/07/04/kings-of-amamake/">here</a><br /></div></div>Andrea skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581750480119446130noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999040046522302208.post-85067185062486295352010-06-28T09:34:00.000-07:002010-06-28T16:16:51.536-07:00Python recruitment drive.So the King of Penis Larsypoo has requested that everyone who has a blog to make a shout out about our recent recruitment drive.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGVq9cYmkBem_C7xFGo6fDfiNybJqPHSwdj19yz-FoiqVwZtogbdRJ5EDWgj85nP5nRieGDbn31AN6daQrp9NuDxEbRnGcRViEJvErcID7kHFWgPYrbppCoXsBTZe59yEF8vbWcVd7T7s/s1600/37.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGVq9cYmkBem_C7xFGo6fDfiNybJqPHSwdj19yz-FoiqVwZtogbdRJ5EDWgj85nP5nRieGDbn31AN6daQrp9NuDxEbRnGcRViEJvErcID7kHFWgPYrbppCoXsBTZe59yEF8vbWcVd7T7s/s320/37.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5487868578761340450" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Actual picture of Lars</span><br /></div><br />So here is my shout out!<br /><br />Python has been around for nearly 3 years now (including original python) and our current variation has been round for over a year and were still as <span style="font-weight: bold;">hard</span> as ever.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Few things about our corp:</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><br />- We smack.. alot. If you don't like smack, we definitely aren't for you.<br />- We prioritize fun over everything else. If your a serious player who wants to win 100% of the time and don't like fails... we again.. aren't for you.<br />- Regular ops commanded by mostly drunk Fleet commanders.<br />- Small to medium gang warfare. We hardly ever blob. Most gangs have <10<br /><br /></span><span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span>What we are looking for:</span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br />- Moar EU/AUS pilots. Prio on EU.<br />- Pilots with a sense of humour<br />- Able to use vent and a mic (mic isn't mandatory, but very very encouraged)<br />- Activity. Don't bother joining if you log on once a month<br />- Pilots with initiative. Not pilots who just expect everything done for them. Going out soloing or forming your own gangs is very very encouraged.<br />- A little experience will go a long way. But if your app is good, and you seem like a good fit, we are willing to show you the ropes.<br />- We don't have a set SP requirement. Alot of our best pilots have been rifter noobs. We judge a character on attitude and experience, not how many SPs they have. </span><br /><br /></span></span><span><span>All that I need to do now is provide a link! here it is: <a href="http://www.swingnews.org/python/forum/index.php?board=3.0">http://www.swingnews.org/python/forum/index.php?board=3.0</a></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></span><span><span><br /></span><span>Good luck!</span></span>Andrea skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581750480119446130noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999040046522302208.post-11461645024895904502010-06-23T00:04:00.000-07:002010-06-23T02:20:01.171-07:00You mad You gay?So a long time ago, a guy called <a href="http://evenewb.blogspot.com/2009/11/reap-what-you-sow.html">Griznatle</a> used to be in the same corp as us. Readers of Spectre's blog may remember him. For those who dont know him, basically hes the most annoying shit in the entire of EvE. Doesn't post his losses, constantly talks over people, screams on vent like a girl and pretty much just thinks he's the proverbial shit. When in reality hes the worst player in EvE who has never got a solo kill in his life. After he left the corp, he joined Heretics, then <a href="http://aos.evekb.co.uk/?a=home">Advocates of Sin</a>. <br /><br />Anyway! History lesson over. Today we went on a little roam down to good ol' Amamake in a bunch of tanked battlecruisers. We decided to simply just sit in the top belt and wait for the blob. Sure enough, the blob came in the form of Minimatar faction warfare and with a few losses we destroyed nearly thier <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=12996">entire fleet</a>. <br /><br />There was much rejoicing, and as we were about to leave the belt, and return home, an Armagedden belonging to Advocates of Sin warped in at zero. I was FC again, so I just told everyone to cancel thier warps and kill the Gedden. <br /><br />We opened fire.... and in came the blob + ECM. They claim to be "pro-pvpers" in thier corp description, yet they just smash a bunch of battlecruisers with a bunch of battleships and ECM. Not to mention a gang boosting titan at a pos nearby.<br /><br />But its cool. We all blob sometime, and we all want the killmails. So off we went home in our pods.<br /><br />When we got home Twicedasize came up with the idea to camp our new High sec gate in Resbroko. It was pretty queit, but we did manage to get a few kills. <br /><br />We were sitting in our ninja when our cloaky falcon on the gate told us that there was a blinky Advocates of Sin Maller on the gate. I warped my shiney new Vigilant to the gate, followed by the rest of the gang and proceeded to tear the Maller a new one. <br /><br />His tank was good, and as he hit armor.... he lit a cyno!<br /><br />I immediatly told everyone to get the hell off the gate, and get the hell off the gate we did... in came the Titan bridge. In came the battleships and.... nothing. They managed to point nobody and we all managed to get out without even a scratch.<br /><br />Smack ensued:<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">[ 2010.06.23 06:35:04 ] Andrea Skye > HAHAHAHAHA FAIL<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:35:07 ] Lars Lodar > LOL<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:35:08 ] Apoctasy > lololololol<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:35:09 ] Longanimitas > LOL<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:35:12 ] Lars Lodar > so fail<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:35:13 ] Brick0Joe > you guys fucking fail<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:35:13 ] Apoctasy > bridge<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:35:13 ] TwiceDAsiZe > epic fail<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:35:15 ] Griznatle > bubie<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:35:20 ] Lars Lodar > FU GRIZ<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:35:27 ] judes23 > we fail yeah but u are the guys that are running<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:35:28 ] Lars Lodar > PENIS<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:35:31 ] judes23 > pussies<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:35:33 ] Griznatle > i see you brought the wildcard<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:35:36 ] Brick0Joe > there's like 4 of us<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:35:36 ] Andrea Skye > NICE POINTS BROS<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:35:38 ] Griznatle > falcon this time, learn quick<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:35:38 ] Brick0Joe > are you kidding<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:35:42 ] Lars Lodar > lol<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:35:49 ] Apoctasy > put point on maller next time<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:35:50 ] Apoctasy > retards<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:35:59 ] Griznatle > you had a falcon you idiot fucks<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:36:03 ] Lars Lodar > LAWL<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:36:04 ] Griznatle > he was jammed<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:36:09 ] Andrea Skye > derps<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:36:10 ] Griznatle > your bad at this<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:36:14 ] Andrea Skye > fit eccm<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:36:25 ] Lars Lodar > because of falcon?<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:36:33 ] Andrea Skye > so how much fuel does it cost to jump battleships again<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:36:33 ] Griznatle > those killmails on my board<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:36:45 ] Griznatle > for sure cause of falcon<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:36:48 ] Andrea Skye > yeh, bs > bcs<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:36:54 ] Andrea Skye > equal ships we will shit all over you<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:37:03 ] Apoctasy > ^<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:37:06 ] TwiceDAsiZe > all in that ass<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:37:27 ] Griznatle > you mad u keep losing ships?<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:37:33 ] Griznatle > btw what happened to spec<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:37:33 ] Brick0Joe > lol griz<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:37:33 ] <span style="font-weight:bold;">Apoctasy > u mad you cant kill ships?</span><br />[ 2010.06.23 06:37:35 ] <span style="font-weight:bold;">TwiceDAsiZe > u mad u gay?</span><br />[ 2010.06.23 06:37:36 ] Griznatle > his bettime?<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:37:38 ] Brick0Joe > TITAN BRIDGE THE FUCKERS<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:37:44 ] Griznatle > i am gay<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:37:48 ] Griznatle > no im not mad<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:37:53 ] TwiceDAsiZe > u mad about it?<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:37:53 ] Brick0Joe > I haven't lost a ship in 3 months kid<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:38:05 ] TwiceDAsiZe > u are mad<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:38:08 ] Andrea Skye > I GOT POINT GUYS, LIGHT THE CYNO<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:38:09 ] Griznatle > true, that domi we fucked was nice fit<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:38:10 ] Andrea Skye > SHIT<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:38:14 ] Andrea Skye > THIER WARPING AWAY<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:38:14 ] Lars Lodar > why kill the maller?<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:38:17 ] Apoctasy > why you guys kill the maller?<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:38:18 ] Lars Lodar > for failure?<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:38:20 ] Brick0Joe > you are so bad you got kicked from python<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:38:26 ] Brick0Joe > thanks for the maller killmail btw<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:38:30 ] Brick0Joe > you guys are awesome<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:38:45 ] Griznatle > atleast u killed something tonight<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:38:52 ] Griznatle > btw, having a armor tank<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:38:54 ] Griznatle > and scimi<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:38:56 ] Griznatle > pro<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:38:59 ] <span style="font-weight:bold;">TwiceDAsiZe > u mad u gay</span><br />[ 2010.06.23 06:39:01 ] Apoctasy > "FU MALLER YOU DIDNT POINT ANYTHING. PREPARE TO DIE CUZ WE DONT TAKE FAILURE"<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:39:09 ] TwiceDAsiZe > ^<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:39:17 ] Maximus3533 > man i feel like im dealing with clown fags all over<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:39:18 ] Lars Lodar > http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=home<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:39:19 ] judes23 > pussies <3<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:39:21 ] Brick0Joe > so wait<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:39:23 ] Lars Lodar > yeah we killed no one tonight<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:39:25 ] Brick0Joe > you are smacking us for having a falcon<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:39:29 ] Brick0Joe > when you always fly a falcon<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:39:29 ] Maximus3533 > ??<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:39:34 ] Griznatle > im not smacking<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:39:36 ] Griznatle > im loling at u<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:39:37 ] Slashmach1 > BECAUSE OF FAILCON<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:39:40 ] Griznatle > cause ur that bad<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:39:42 ] Brick0Joe > and you are smacking us because you failed to titan bridge 2 battlecruisers and a cruiser<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:39:46 ] Griznatle > when spec wakes up<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:39:47 ] TwiceDAsiZe > naw hes mad that hes gay<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:39:48 ] Griznatle > tell him i said hi<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:39:53 ] Brick0Joe > and you are smacking us because you got kicked from python<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:39:54 ] Griznatle > i know im gay<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:39:55 ] Brick0Joe > GG griz<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:40:05 ] Griznatle > wow brick u used to be cool<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:40:07 ] Lars Lodar > getting kicked from python<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:40:08 ] Griznatle > did u turn jew?<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:40:09 ] TwiceDAsiZe > does ur mom know ur gay??<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:40:13 ] Lars Lodar > the laughing stock of eve<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:40:14 ] Griznatle > yes mom knows<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:40:15 ] Apoctasy > you guys are beyond shit at this game<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:40:18 ] Andrea Skye > Final agony = pythons rejects<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:40:20 ] Lars Lodar > that is brutal<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:40:25 ] Griznatle > whos final agony?<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:40:25 ] Brick0Joe > enjoy your titan bridge blobfag corp<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:40:32 ] TwiceDAsiZe > penis<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:40:32 ] Griznatle > the titan isnt in our corp<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:40:36 ] Griznatle > he is in fw<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:40:38 ] Griznatle > thanks<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:40:39 ] Apoctasy > titan bridge is leet peeveepee<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:40:45 ] Andrea Skye > I MEANT ADVOCATES OF SIN<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:40:45 ] TwiceDAsiZe > word<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:40:45 ] Griznatle > better than you though<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:40:46 ] Andrea Skye > LOL<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:40:49 ] Griznatle > bubie now<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:40:59 ] Griznatle > have fun gatecamping<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:41:03 ] <span style="font-weight:bold;">TwiceDAsiZe > u mad u gay?</span><br />[ 2010.06.23 06:41:05 ] Andrea Skye > go back home<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:41:07 ] Apoctasy > have fun not killing anything<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:41:07 ] Andrea Skye > get a new maller<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:41:10 ] Lars Lodar > lol<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:41:11 ] Andrea Skye > fit points this time<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:41:26 ] TwiceDAsiZe > guys hes mad hes gay<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:41:40 ] Lars Lodar > hahahahahah<br />[ 2010.06.23 06:41:49 ] Apoctasy > we have won the smack battle</span><br /><br />So! YOU MAD? YOU GAY?Andrea skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581750480119446130noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999040046522302208.post-36375842023987572742010-06-14T07:12:00.000-07:002010-06-14T08:03:17.459-07:00Fleet Commander Andrea Skye.When I first joined The Python Cartel. I pretty much accepted the fact I'd never FC a gang. I always used to let <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=14895">Golden Helmet</a> or <a href="http://pcmk2.griefwatch.net/?p=pilot&pilot=Inertial">Inertial</a> do it. They would lead us all to death and glory in our T1 frigs and we would return home in our pods quite happy. <br /><br />Recently tho, most of our regular FC's have became slightly inactive. This is a problem in any corp, as most decent gangs need an FC to keep everyone organised during fights/roams. <br /><br />So, the past few weeks, I have been kinda pushed into the FC role. Mostly because everyone else is lazy as shit, or too drunk to speak properly over the comms. <br /><br />My FC-ing has actually been pretty terrible. Half of the time we all end up <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=12030">dieing</a> <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=9849">fiery deaths</a>, and the other half the time we end up not getting a fight at all.<br /><br />Well last night, I was once again pushed into the FC role, and we set out to roam around our rather quiet area. We were flying a pretty mixed gang, of Battlecruisers and T2 cruisers. Half were nano-ed and half were not. I explained to those who were not nano-ed my current track record, and told them that they were most likely going to be blown to a thousand pieces. But they wasn't phased... they simply just told me to hurry up and get the roam started!<br /><br />So off we went. First we went off to Gademon, where our nearest neighbours hang out. They are called The Alpha and the Omega and we have have some pretty decent fights with them in the past. <br /><br />With our Scout bot 9000 series <a href="http://necio.griefwatch.net/index.php?p=main">Necio's</a> voice exhibitors offline (his microphone was broke), Golden Helmet was set as role as scout, in what was actually MY Rapier. I had told him to be extra careful with it, as it was really well fit with a Faction disruptor. I knew as I was saying "DON'T GET IT BLOWN UP PLZ!" that is was a futile task. Golden Helmet is a solid pilot but hes also the most suicidal person in EvE. He would cyno his Carrier into a fleet of Dradnoughts just get a Bantam kill.<br /><br />Anyway, GH scouted around looking for something to crush just ahead of us, and sadly found nothing but a Myrmidon and Harbinger, sitting on a high sec gate, who jumped the moment they saw us. <br /><br />So I told everyone to set their destination to another system nearby called Antem, where a group of pilots live belonging to Chains of Chaos alliance (CoC from now on. Yes, their really called CoC)<br /><br />Along the way we saw a Myrm and a Hurricane who also jumped back into high sec the moment they saw our numbers in the local channel. I hate high sec PvP'ers with a passion. <br /><br />We continued to Antem and once we arrived we set ourselves up on the Antem gate. We sent Golden Helmet in to look around and tried to lure CoC out for a fight. While we were waiting on the gate a CoC catalyst jumped past us and saw everything we had. <br /><br />CoC would no doubt gather the blob and my suspicions were confirmed when one of our scouts noticed a large CoC gang right behind us. I quickly decided that fighting them on a gate on the home system would be pretty stupid, so we decided to simply get out the way before the BS gang arrived and flattened us.<br /><br />We quickly got out of local and headed further down the pipe. But while we were jumping we noticed that the CoC gang were following us. Quickly assessing the situation I figured that if we sat on the gate as they jumped though, got into our optimal ranges... we would have a decent advantage, as they would all be spread out and unable to remote rep, and we would be in perfect position to at least kill a few of them.<br /><br />Their scout jumped through into us and quickly cloaked in his bomber. We waited a minute or two, and to our joy we saw the gate fire and local spike a little. It seemed the trip from Antem had actually spread them out a bit, giving us even more of an advantage.<br /><br />Primaries were called the CoC ships started to explode One by One. First went one of the <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12626">bombers</a> who warped in abit to close, next a <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12627">Dominix</a>, then a <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12635">Mega</a>. We were losing our non-Nano ships as they made an easy Primary sitting right next to the CoC gang. My Gila was pretty safe, and I easily outrun a bunch of Ogre IIs that someone had put on me. I tried my best to keep up with Fc-ing and call both secondary and primary targets while keeping my ship outta harms way.<br /><br />CoC kept sending more people, only to be destroyed by our now mostly nano gang (non nano-s were already dead) and we slowly picked them off. Eventually CoC decided to cut their losses and de-agress, then jump back into the previous system escaping. <br /><br />Overall we lost 6 battlecruisers and killed 12 ships, 4 of them Battleships and one <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12640">Ashimmu</a>. We were slightly outnumbered and had smaller ships than CoC but somehow we managed to <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=12640">hold </a>the field in the end. The amount of loot we received afterwards covered most of our losses with insurance so it really wasn't so bad. <br /><br />My Fc-ing it seems has gone from getting the whole gang killed, to only getting HALF the gang killed. Definitely an improvement! :D<br /><br />PS. I forgot to turn on fraps (seem to do that alot)Andrea skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581750480119446130noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999040046522302208.post-44265212820659684122010-06-02T19:46:00.000-07:002010-06-02T21:40:23.967-07:00Lights, Camera, Action!So after watching Htrags new video (you can watch it <a href="http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1328719">here</a>) I've finaly decided to go make my own. I've been planning on making one for a long time now but never really got round to it. <br /><br />I havent rly got any footage yet, all I have is a few seconds of Lachesis' girlfriend going out for a refreshing drive in the country. I'm going to use it as an intermission.<br /><br />So heres to running fraps with 20 fps and lots of <a href="http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12246">losses</a> to Falcons while trying to get good fights. Cheers!Andrea skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581750480119446130noreply@blogger.com2