You mad You gay?

So a long time ago, a guy called Griznatle used to be in the same corp as us. Readers of Spectre's blog may remember him. For those who dont know him, basically hes the most annoying shit in the entire of EvE. Doesn't post his losses, constantly talks over people, screams on vent like a girl and pretty much just thinks he's the proverbial shit. When in reality hes the worst player in EvE who has never got a solo kill in his life. After he left the corp, he joined Heretics, then Advocates of Sin.

Anyway! History lesson over. Today we went on a little roam down to good ol' Amamake in a bunch of tanked battlecruisers. We decided to simply just sit in the top belt and wait for the blob. Sure enough, the blob came in the form of Minimatar faction warfare and with a few losses we destroyed nearly thier entire fleet.

There was much rejoicing, and as we were about to leave the belt, and return home, an Armagedden belonging to Advocates of Sin warped in at zero. I was FC again, so I just told everyone to cancel thier warps and kill the Gedden.

We opened fire.... and in came the blob + ECM. They claim to be "pro-pvpers" in thier corp description, yet they just smash a bunch of battlecruisers with a bunch of battleships and ECM. Not to mention a gang boosting titan at a pos nearby.

But its cool. We all blob sometime, and we all want the killmails. So off we went home in our pods.

When we got home Twicedasize came up with the idea to camp our new High sec gate in Resbroko. It was pretty queit, but we did manage to get a few kills.

We were sitting in our ninja when our cloaky falcon on the gate told us that there was a blinky Advocates of Sin Maller on the gate. I warped my shiney new Vigilant to the gate, followed by the rest of the gang and proceeded to tear the Maller a new one.

His tank was good, and as he hit armor.... he lit a cyno!

I immediatly told everyone to get the hell off the gate, and get the hell off the gate we did... in came the Titan bridge. In came the battleships and.... nothing. They managed to point nobody and we all managed to get out without even a scratch.

Smack ensued:

[ 2010.06.23 06:35:04 ] Andrea Skye > HAHAHAHAHA FAIL
[ 2010.06.23 06:35:07 ] Lars Lodar > LOL
[ 2010.06.23 06:35:08 ] Apoctasy > lololololol
[ 2010.06.23 06:35:09 ] Longanimitas > LOL
[ 2010.06.23 06:35:12 ] Lars Lodar > so fail
[ 2010.06.23 06:35:13 ] Brick0Joe > you guys fucking fail
[ 2010.06.23 06:35:13 ] Apoctasy > bridge
[ 2010.06.23 06:35:13 ] TwiceDAsiZe > epic fail
[ 2010.06.23 06:35:15 ] Griznatle > bubie
[ 2010.06.23 06:35:20 ] Lars Lodar > FU GRIZ
[ 2010.06.23 06:35:27 ] judes23 > we fail yeah but u are the guys that are running
[ 2010.06.23 06:35:28 ] Lars Lodar > PENIS
[ 2010.06.23 06:35:31 ] judes23 > pussies
[ 2010.06.23 06:35:33 ] Griznatle > i see you brought the wildcard
[ 2010.06.23 06:35:36 ] Brick0Joe > there's like 4 of us
[ 2010.06.23 06:35:36 ] Andrea Skye > NICE POINTS BROS
[ 2010.06.23 06:35:38 ] Griznatle > falcon this time, learn quick
[ 2010.06.23 06:35:38 ] Brick0Joe > are you kidding
[ 2010.06.23 06:35:42 ] Lars Lodar > lol
[ 2010.06.23 06:35:49 ] Apoctasy > put point on maller next time
[ 2010.06.23 06:35:50 ] Apoctasy > retards
[ 2010.06.23 06:35:59 ] Griznatle > you had a falcon you idiot fucks
[ 2010.06.23 06:36:03 ] Lars Lodar > LAWL
[ 2010.06.23 06:36:04 ] Griznatle > he was jammed
[ 2010.06.23 06:36:09 ] Andrea Skye > derps
[ 2010.06.23 06:36:10 ] Griznatle > your bad at this
[ 2010.06.23 06:36:14 ] Andrea Skye > fit eccm
[ 2010.06.23 06:36:25 ] Lars Lodar > because of falcon?
[ 2010.06.23 06:36:33 ] Andrea Skye > so how much fuel does it cost to jump battleships again
[ 2010.06.23 06:36:33 ] Griznatle > those killmails on my board
[ 2010.06.23 06:36:45 ] Griznatle > for sure cause of falcon
[ 2010.06.23 06:36:48 ] Andrea Skye > yeh, bs > bcs
[ 2010.06.23 06:36:54 ] Andrea Skye > equal ships we will shit all over you
[ 2010.06.23 06:37:03 ] Apoctasy > ^
[ 2010.06.23 06:37:06 ] TwiceDAsiZe > all in that ass
[ 2010.06.23 06:37:27 ] Griznatle > you mad u keep losing ships?
[ 2010.06.23 06:37:33 ] Griznatle > btw what happened to spec
[ 2010.06.23 06:37:33 ] Brick0Joe > lol griz
[ 2010.06.23 06:37:33 ] Apoctasy > u mad you cant kill ships?
[ 2010.06.23 06:37:35 ] TwiceDAsiZe > u mad u gay?
[ 2010.06.23 06:37:36 ] Griznatle > his bettime?
[ 2010.06.23 06:37:38 ] Brick0Joe > TITAN BRIDGE THE FUCKERS
[ 2010.06.23 06:37:44 ] Griznatle > i am gay
[ 2010.06.23 06:37:48 ] Griznatle > no im not mad
[ 2010.06.23 06:37:53 ] TwiceDAsiZe > u mad about it?
[ 2010.06.23 06:37:53 ] Brick0Joe > I haven't lost a ship in 3 months kid
[ 2010.06.23 06:38:05 ] TwiceDAsiZe > u are mad
[ 2010.06.23 06:38:08 ] Andrea Skye > I GOT POINT GUYS, LIGHT THE CYNO
[ 2010.06.23 06:38:09 ] Griznatle > true, that domi we fucked was nice fit
[ 2010.06.23 06:38:10 ] Andrea Skye > SHIT
[ 2010.06.23 06:38:14 ] Andrea Skye > THIER WARPING AWAY
[ 2010.06.23 06:38:14 ] Lars Lodar > why kill the maller?
[ 2010.06.23 06:38:17 ] Apoctasy > why you guys kill the maller?
[ 2010.06.23 06:38:18 ] Lars Lodar > for failure?
[ 2010.06.23 06:38:20 ] Brick0Joe > you are so bad you got kicked from python
[ 2010.06.23 06:38:26 ] Brick0Joe > thanks for the maller killmail btw
[ 2010.06.23 06:38:30 ] Brick0Joe > you guys are awesome
[ 2010.06.23 06:38:45 ] Griznatle > atleast u killed something tonight
[ 2010.06.23 06:38:52 ] Griznatle > btw, having a armor tank
[ 2010.06.23 06:38:54 ] Griznatle > and scimi
[ 2010.06.23 06:38:56 ] Griznatle > pro
[ 2010.06.23 06:38:59 ] TwiceDAsiZe > u mad u gay
[ 2010.06.23 06:39:01 ] Apoctasy > "FU MALLER YOU DIDNT POINT ANYTHING. PREPARE TO DIE CUZ WE DONT TAKE FAILURE"
[ 2010.06.23 06:39:09 ] TwiceDAsiZe > ^
[ 2010.06.23 06:39:17 ] Maximus3533 > man i feel like im dealing with clown fags all over
[ 2010.06.23 06:39:18 ] Lars Lodar > http://jerks.machine9.net/?a=home
[ 2010.06.23 06:39:19 ] judes23 > pussies <3
[ 2010.06.23 06:39:21 ] Brick0Joe > so wait
[ 2010.06.23 06:39:23 ] Lars Lodar > yeah we killed no one tonight
[ 2010.06.23 06:39:25 ] Brick0Joe > you are smacking us for having a falcon
[ 2010.06.23 06:39:29 ] Brick0Joe > when you always fly a falcon
[ 2010.06.23 06:39:29 ] Maximus3533 > ??
[ 2010.06.23 06:39:34 ] Griznatle > im not smacking
[ 2010.06.23 06:39:36 ] Griznatle > im loling at u
[ 2010.06.23 06:39:37 ] Slashmach1 > BECAUSE OF FAILCON
[ 2010.06.23 06:39:40 ] Griznatle > cause ur that bad
[ 2010.06.23 06:39:42 ] Brick0Joe > and you are smacking us because you failed to titan bridge 2 battlecruisers and a cruiser
[ 2010.06.23 06:39:46 ] Griznatle > when spec wakes up
[ 2010.06.23 06:39:47 ] TwiceDAsiZe > naw hes mad that hes gay
[ 2010.06.23 06:39:48 ] Griznatle > tell him i said hi
[ 2010.06.23 06:39:53 ] Brick0Joe > and you are smacking us because you got kicked from python
[ 2010.06.23 06:39:54 ] Griznatle > i know im gay
[ 2010.06.23 06:39:55 ] Brick0Joe > GG griz
[ 2010.06.23 06:40:05 ] Griznatle > wow brick u used to be cool
[ 2010.06.23 06:40:07 ] Lars Lodar > getting kicked from python
[ 2010.06.23 06:40:08 ] Griznatle > did u turn jew?
[ 2010.06.23 06:40:09 ] TwiceDAsiZe > does ur mom know ur gay??
[ 2010.06.23 06:40:13 ] Lars Lodar > the laughing stock of eve
[ 2010.06.23 06:40:14 ] Griznatle > yes mom knows
[ 2010.06.23 06:40:15 ] Apoctasy > you guys are beyond shit at this game
[ 2010.06.23 06:40:18 ] Andrea Skye > Final agony = pythons rejects
[ 2010.06.23 06:40:20 ] Lars Lodar > that is brutal
[ 2010.06.23 06:40:25 ] Griznatle > whos final agony?
[ 2010.06.23 06:40:25 ] Brick0Joe > enjoy your titan bridge blobfag corp
[ 2010.06.23 06:40:32 ] TwiceDAsiZe > penis
[ 2010.06.23 06:40:32 ] Griznatle > the titan isnt in our corp
[ 2010.06.23 06:40:36 ] Griznatle > he is in fw
[ 2010.06.23 06:40:38 ] Griznatle > thanks
[ 2010.06.23 06:40:39 ] Apoctasy > titan bridge is leet peeveepee
[ 2010.06.23 06:40:45 ] Andrea Skye > I MEANT ADVOCATES OF SIN
[ 2010.06.23 06:40:45 ] TwiceDAsiZe > word
[ 2010.06.23 06:40:45 ] Griznatle > better than you though
[ 2010.06.23 06:40:46 ] Andrea Skye > LOL
[ 2010.06.23 06:40:49 ] Griznatle > bubie now
[ 2010.06.23 06:40:59 ] Griznatle > have fun gatecamping
[ 2010.06.23 06:41:03 ] TwiceDAsiZe > u mad u gay?
[ 2010.06.23 06:41:05 ] Andrea Skye > go back home
[ 2010.06.23 06:41:07 ] Apoctasy > have fun not killing anything
[ 2010.06.23 06:41:07 ] Andrea Skye > get a new maller
[ 2010.06.23 06:41:10 ] Lars Lodar > lol
[ 2010.06.23 06:41:11 ] Andrea Skye > fit points this time
[ 2010.06.23 06:41:26 ] TwiceDAsiZe > guys hes mad hes gay
[ 2010.06.23 06:41:40 ] Lars Lodar > hahahahahah
[ 2010.06.23 06:41:49 ] Apoctasy > we have won the smack battle

So! YOU MAD? YOU GAY?