Sunday, 14 October 2012

Never underestimate the stupidity of others.

I have started to play EvE again recently, and I have been roaming around with Apoctasy and Twicedasize. We have got into alot of  fights but tonight we got into something truely special.

The tale starts with a guy called Kane Uchea. We came across him doing a low sec mission in his Drake in a system called Dantumi. Being Pythons at heart, Me and Twice decided to do what is known as a "Python". A "Python" is the act of inviting someone to fleet for the sole purpose of warping to them and killing them.

Well most of the time, the person in question would decline the invitation and we would just move on. But not this time! He accepted the invite so we decided to keep him talking so he wouldnt notice us landing in his misson:

[ 2012.10.15 02:11:21 ] Andrea Skye ; hi m8
[ 2012.10.15 02:11:25 ] Andrea Skye ; have u seen a wolf around
[ 2012.10.15 02:11:27 ] Andrea Skye ; he shot my friend
[ 2012.10.15 02:11:35 ] Kane uchea ; no
[ 2012.10.15 02:11:37 ] Andrea Skye ; dam
[ 2012.10.15 02:11:44 ] Andrea Skye ; if you see one there is a reward for his corpse
[ 2012.10.15 02:12:03 ] Andrea Skye ; good day sir
[ 2012.10.15 02:12:10 ] Kane uchea ; kk


But alas, when we landed he had already warped out. So we decided to wait and see if he came back. Twice accidentally (derp) warped to the gate instead of the mission, and ran right into Kane's Drake. Twice quickly gtfo'd as he has sentries:

[ 2012.10.15 02:14:19 ] Kane uchea ; u cowered
[ 2012.10.15 02:14:59 ] Andrea Skye ; did you find the wolf?
[ 2012.10.15 02:15:44 ] Kane uchea ; no  TwiceDAsiZe locked onto me
[ 2012.10.15 02:16:09 ] Andrea Skye ; hes in my corp
[ 2012.10.15 02:16:13 ] Kane uchea ; and turned tail and ran
[ 2012.10.15 02:16:24 ] Andrea Skye ; i will punish him
[ 2012.10.15 02:16:35 ] Andrea Skye ; he shouldnt be locking anybody without permission


He seemed to believe us and then issued a challenge to everyone in local:

[ 2012.10.15 02:19:52 ] Kane uchea ; i am calling to who ever is flying a wolf to come and fight me at the Aurohunen gate

Being the good guy, I decided to explain to him the perils of fighting on gates:

[ 2012.10.15 02:20:05 ] Andrea Skye ; you cant fight on gates sir
[ 2012.10.15 02:20:23 ] Andrea Skye ; he will not leave them either
[ 2012.10.15 02:20:27 ] Andrea Skye ; he is a coward
[ 2012.10.15 02:20:33 ] Kane uchea ; only of there is concord there is no concored here
[ 2012.10.15 02:20:42 ] Andrea Skye ; yeh but there are sentry guns
[ 2012.10.15 02:20:47 ] Andrea Skye ; they do so much damage
[ 2012.10.15 02:22:00 ] Kane uchea ; there is no concored power in 0.4 and below
[ 2012.10.15 02:22:10 ] Andrea Skye ; yes but there is sentries
[ 2012.10.15 02:22:15 ] Andrea Skye ; shoot the gate and you will see
[ 2012.10.15 02:22:19 ] Kane uchea ; there is nothing here
[ 2012.10.15 02:23:28 ] Kane uchea ; fine i will hunt him doun
[ 2012.10.15 02:23:35 ] Kane uchea ; down*


This was our chance!


[ 2012.10.15 02:24:01 ] Andrea Skye ; i see him
[ 2012.10.15 02:24:10 ] Kane uchea ; were and what is his name
[ 2012.10.15 02:24:29 ] Andrea Skye ; Mort RoidReaper he is in the ice field
[ 2012.10.15 02:24:48 ] Mort RoidReaper ; bugger ive been rumbled


Mort was actually just a random guy in local, who sportingly played along. A few seconds later we saw Kane land in the Ice Field next to us. We pointed, shot and blew up his Drake. Local seemed to be following along and when the guy left local:


[ 2012.10.15 02:31:19 ] Mort RoidReaper ; The big question is did he find the big bad wolf hes was looking for?....i do love happy endings
[ 2012.10.15 02:31:36 ] Andrea Skye ; there was no wolf
[ 2012.10.15 02:31:48 ] Andrea Skye ; we invited him to convo and told him there was a reward for the corpse of a wolf
[ 2012.10.15 02:31:54 ] Andrea Skye ; the wolf shot my friend``
[ 2012.10.15 02:32:05 ] Mort RoidReaper ; omg.....im now lost for words
[ 2012.10.15 02:32:08 ] Andrea Skye ; i guess he wanted the reward


But the story wasn't over yet, he opened a convo with us, I decided to play along abit, and see if we could make him do something else stupid:

[ 2012.10.15 02:28:57 ] Andrea Skye ; what happened?
[ 2012.10.15 02:29:28 ] Kane uchea ; u shot me
[ 2012.10.15 02:29:35 ] Andrea Skye ; i didnt shoot you
[ 2012.10.15 02:29:42 ] Andrea Skye ; i never shoot anbody that isnt a criminal
[ 2012.10.15 02:29:45 ] Andrea Skye ; are you a criminal?
[ 2012.10.15 02:30:11 ] Kane uchea ; and that must be y u have a sucrity rating of -10
[ 2012.10.15 02:30:23 ] Andrea Skye ; yes i lose sec for shooting the bad guys
[ 2012.10.15 02:30:33 ] Kane uchea ; i know u shot me i am not stupit
[ 2012.10.15 02:30:33 ] Andrea Skye ; i try to kee plow sec safe
[ 2012.10.15 02:30:47 ] Andrea Skye ; i didnt bro
[ 2012.10.15 02:30:57 ] Andrea Skye ; i dont shooot anybody unless they deserve it
[ 2012.10.15 02:31:15 ] Kane uchea ; how did i deserv it i dont even have a bounty
[ 2012.10.15 02:31:48 ] Kane uchea ; and i have a positiv sucrity states
[ 2012.10.15 02:32:19 ] Andrea Skye ; i didnt shoot you man
[ 2012.10.15 02:32:27 ] Andrea Skye ; maybe it was someone with a similar name
[ 2012.10.15 02:32:57 ] Kane uchea ; i was looking at your ship and user info when u shot me
[ 2012.10.15 02:33:16 ] Andrea Skye ; Andrea Skyee
[ 2012.10.15 02:33:20 ] Andrea Skye ; maybe it was her
[ 2012.10.15 02:34:00 ] Kane uchea ; i have kill rights on u and twice
[ 2012.10.15 02:34:17 ] Andrea Skye ; didnt twie lock you earlier
[ 2012.10.15 02:34:20 ] Andrea Skye ; maybe thats why
[ 2012.10.15 02:34:34 ] Andrea Skye ; we are in fleet together
[ 2012.10.15 02:34:56 ] Kane uchea ; and u bolth gagraped me by mistake ya right
[ 2012.10.15 02:35:09 ] Andrea Skye ; we didnt shoot you man
[ 2012.10.15 02:35:13 ] Andrea Skye ; we never shoot anybody
[ 2012.10.15 02:35:27 ] Andrea Skye ; and if twice shoots anyone without permission he gets severely punished
[ 2012.10.15 02:35:37 ] Andrea Skye ; last time he had to pay a 500 million isk fine
[ 2012.10.15 02:35:40 ] Andrea Skye ; which he paid
[ 2012.10.15 02:35:49 ] Kane uchea ; then y do i not have my drake and i have killrights with u and twice
[ 2012.10.15 02:35:50 ] Andrea Skye ; and we donated it too the victim he shot
[ 2012.10.15 02:36:09 ] Andrea Skye ; i dont know he locked you on the gate right?
[ 2012.10.15 02:36:19 ] Andrea Skye ; we are in fleet you get kill rights like that i think
[ 2012.10.15 02:36:51 ] Kane uchea ; u get kill rights when some one shoots at u
[ 2012.10.15 02:36:58 ] Andrea Skye ; maybe he shot at you?
[ 2012.10.15 02:37:06 ] Andrea Skye ; if he did he will pay a fine
[ 2012.10.15 02:37:11 ] Kane uchea ; y are u there to then
[ 2012.10.15 02:37:17 ] Andrea Skye ; cause hes in my fleet
[ 2012.10.15 02:37:36 ] Kane uchea ; that is not how it workes
[ 2012.10.15 02:37:45 ] Andrea Skye ; it does
[ 2012.10.15 02:38:03 ] Andrea Skye ; i have been killing pirates for a long time
[ 2012.10.15 02:38:12 ] Andrea Skye ; ev erytime i agress all my fleet will be on thier kill rights
[ 2012.10.15 02:38:14 ] Kane uchea ; killrights only work if that person shoots someone not if one shoots someone they all get it
[ 2012.10.15 02:38:20 ] Andrea Skye ; nah man
[ 2012.10.15 02:38:22 ] Andrea Skye ; they dont
[ 2012.10.15 02:38:35 ] Andrea Skye ; its how griefers work in high sec
[ 2012.10.15 02:38:39 ] Andrea Skye ; they invite noobs to fleet
[ 2012.10.15 02:38:42 ] Andrea Skye ; agress someone
[ 2012.10.15 02:38:50 ] Andrea Skye ; and then they can kill the guy in high sec
[ 2012.10.15 02:38:53 ] Andrea Skye ; it is all very sad
[ 2012.10.15 02:39:49 ] Kane uchea ; just remember i have powerfull friends and allies so i will get u back u will just never see it coming
[ 2012.10.15 02:40:00 ] Andrea Skye ; please dont hurt us
[ 2012.10.15 02:40:05 ] Andrea Skye ; we are the good guys
[ 2012.10.15 02:40:46 ] TwiceDAsiZe ; penis



He left the convo, and now it seems we have a very powerful bunch of friends and allies who are going to get us back. I will never leave my home system again.

:(


2 comments:

  1. Every time someone who just got killed tells me they have powerful friends and allies, I imagine them typing it out at their keyboard with either tears in their eyes or rage in their heart.

    or both.

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  2. Twice won the literal LOL at the end with "penis" I woke up my brother in the next room.

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