Never underestimate the stupidity of others.

I have started to play EvE again recently, and I have been roaming around with Apoctasy and Twicedasize. We have got into alot of  fights but tonight we got into something truely special.

The tale starts with a guy called Kane Uchea. We came across him doing a low sec mission in his Drake in a system called Dantumi. Being Pythons at heart, Me and Twice decided to do what is known as a "Python". A "Python" is the act of inviting someone to fleet for the sole purpose of warping to them and killing them.

Well most of the time, the person in question would decline the invitation and we would just move on. But not this time! He accepted the invite so we decided to keep him talking so he wouldnt notice us landing in his misson:

[ 2012.10.15 02:11:21 ] Andrea Skye ; hi m8
[ 2012.10.15 02:11:25 ] Andrea Skye ; have u seen a wolf around
[ 2012.10.15 02:11:27 ] Andrea Skye ; he shot my friend
[ 2012.10.15 02:11:35 ] Kane uchea ; no
[ 2012.10.15 02:11:37 ] Andrea Skye ; dam
[ 2012.10.15 02:11:44 ] Andrea Skye ; if you see one there is a reward for his corpse
[ 2012.10.15 02:12:03 ] Andrea Skye ; good day sir
[ 2012.10.15 02:12:10 ] Kane uchea ; kk

But alas, when we landed he had already warped out. So we decided to wait and see if he came back. Twice accidentally (derp) warped to the gate instead of the mission, and ran right into Kane's Drake. Twice quickly gtfo'd as he has sentries:

[ 2012.10.15 02:14:19 ] Kane uchea ; u cowered
[ 2012.10.15 02:14:59 ] Andrea Skye ; did you find the wolf?
[ 2012.10.15 02:15:44 ] Kane uchea ; no  TwiceDAsiZe locked onto me
[ 2012.10.15 02:16:09 ] Andrea Skye ; hes in my corp
[ 2012.10.15 02:16:13 ] Kane uchea ; and turned tail and ran
[ 2012.10.15 02:16:24 ] Andrea Skye ; i will punish him
[ 2012.10.15 02:16:35 ] Andrea Skye ; he shouldnt be locking anybody without permission

He seemed to believe us and then issued a challenge to everyone in local:

[ 2012.10.15 02:19:52 ] Kane uchea ; i am calling to who ever is flying a wolf to come and fight me at the Aurohunen gate

Being the good guy, I decided to explain to him the perils of fighting on gates:

[ 2012.10.15 02:20:05 ] Andrea Skye ; you cant fight on gates sir
[ 2012.10.15 02:20:23 ] Andrea Skye ; he will not leave them either
[ 2012.10.15 02:20:27 ] Andrea Skye ; he is a coward
[ 2012.10.15 02:20:33 ] Kane uchea ; only of there is concord there is no concored here
[ 2012.10.15 02:20:42 ] Andrea Skye ; yeh but there are sentry guns
[ 2012.10.15 02:20:47 ] Andrea Skye ; they do so much damage
[ 2012.10.15 02:22:00 ] Kane uchea ; there is no concored power in 0.4 and below
[ 2012.10.15 02:22:10 ] Andrea Skye ; yes but there is sentries
[ 2012.10.15 02:22:15 ] Andrea Skye ; shoot the gate and you will see
[ 2012.10.15 02:22:19 ] Kane uchea ; there is nothing here
[ 2012.10.15 02:23:28 ] Kane uchea ; fine i will hunt him doun
[ 2012.10.15 02:23:35 ] Kane uchea ; down*

This was our chance!


[ 2012.10.15 02:24:01 ] Andrea Skye ; i see him
[ 2012.10.15 02:24:10 ] Kane uchea ; were and what is his name
[ 2012.10.15 02:24:29 ] Andrea Skye ; Mort RoidReaper he is in the ice field
[ 2012.10.15 02:24:48 ] Mort RoidReaper ; bugger ive been rumbled

Mort was actually just a random guy in local, who sportingly played along. A few seconds later we saw Kane land in the Ice Field next to us. We pointed, shot and blew up his Drake. Local seemed to be following along and when the guy left local:


[ 2012.10.15 02:31:19 ] Mort RoidReaper ; The big question is did he find the big bad wolf hes was looking for?....i do love happy endings
[ 2012.10.15 02:31:36 ] Andrea Skye ; there was no wolf
[ 2012.10.15 02:31:48 ] Andrea Skye ; we invited him to convo and told him there was a reward for the corpse of a wolf
[ 2012.10.15 02:31:54 ] Andrea Skye ; the wolf shot my friend``
[ 2012.10.15 02:32:05 ] Mort RoidReaper ; omg.....im now lost for words
[ 2012.10.15 02:32:08 ] Andrea Skye ; i guess he wanted the reward

But the story wasn't over yet, he opened a convo with us, I decided to play along abit, and see if we could make him do something else stupid:

[ 2012.10.15 02:28:57 ] Andrea Skye ; what happened?
[ 2012.10.15 02:29:28 ] Kane uchea ; u shot me
[ 2012.10.15 02:29:35 ] Andrea Skye ; i didnt shoot you
[ 2012.10.15 02:29:42 ] Andrea Skye ; i never shoot anbody that isnt a criminal
[ 2012.10.15 02:29:45 ] Andrea Skye ; are you a criminal?
[ 2012.10.15 02:30:11 ] Kane uchea ; and that must be y u have a sucrity rating of -10
[ 2012.10.15 02:30:23 ] Andrea Skye ; yes i lose sec for shooting the bad guys
[ 2012.10.15 02:30:33 ] Kane uchea ; i know u shot me i am not stupit
[ 2012.10.15 02:30:33 ] Andrea Skye ; i try to kee plow sec safe
[ 2012.10.15 02:30:47 ] Andrea Skye ; i didnt bro
[ 2012.10.15 02:30:57 ] Andrea Skye ; i dont shooot anybody unless they deserve it
[ 2012.10.15 02:31:15 ] Kane uchea ; how did i deserv it i dont even have a bounty
[ 2012.10.15 02:31:48 ] Kane uchea ; and i have a positiv sucrity states
[ 2012.10.15 02:32:19 ] Andrea Skye ; i didnt shoot you man
[ 2012.10.15 02:32:27 ] Andrea Skye ; maybe it was someone with a similar name
[ 2012.10.15 02:32:57 ] Kane uchea ; i was looking at your ship and user info when u shot me
[ 2012.10.15 02:33:16 ] Andrea Skye ; Andrea Skyee
[ 2012.10.15 02:33:20 ] Andrea Skye ; maybe it was her
[ 2012.10.15 02:34:00 ] Kane uchea ; i have kill rights on u and twice
[ 2012.10.15 02:34:17 ] Andrea Skye ; didnt twie lock you earlier
[ 2012.10.15 02:34:20 ] Andrea Skye ; maybe thats why
[ 2012.10.15 02:34:34 ] Andrea Skye ; we are in fleet together
[ 2012.10.15 02:34:56 ] Kane uchea ; and u bolth gagraped me by mistake ya right
[ 2012.10.15 02:35:09 ] Andrea Skye ; we didnt shoot you man
[ 2012.10.15 02:35:13 ] Andrea Skye ; we never shoot anybody
[ 2012.10.15 02:35:27 ] Andrea Skye ; and if twice shoots anyone without permission he gets severely punished
[ 2012.10.15 02:35:37 ] Andrea Skye ; last time he had to pay a 500 million isk fine
[ 2012.10.15 02:35:40 ] Andrea Skye ; which he paid
[ 2012.10.15 02:35:49 ] Kane uchea ; then y do i not have my drake and i have killrights with u and twice
[ 2012.10.15 02:35:50 ] Andrea Skye ; and we donated it too the victim he shot
[ 2012.10.15 02:36:09 ] Andrea Skye ; i dont know he locked you on the gate right?
[ 2012.10.15 02:36:19 ] Andrea Skye ; we are in fleet you get kill rights like that i think
[ 2012.10.15 02:36:51 ] Kane uchea ; u get kill rights when some one shoots at u
[ 2012.10.15 02:36:58 ] Andrea Skye ; maybe he shot at you?
[ 2012.10.15 02:37:06 ] Andrea Skye ; if he did he will pay a fine
[ 2012.10.15 02:37:11 ] Kane uchea ; y are u there to then
[ 2012.10.15 02:37:17 ] Andrea Skye ; cause hes in my fleet
[ 2012.10.15 02:37:36 ] Kane uchea ; that is not how it workes
[ 2012.10.15 02:37:45 ] Andrea Skye ; it does
[ 2012.10.15 02:38:03 ] Andrea Skye ; i have been killing pirates for a long time
[ 2012.10.15 02:38:12 ] Andrea Skye ; ev erytime i agress all my fleet will be on thier kill rights
[ 2012.10.15 02:38:14 ] Kane uchea ; killrights only work if that person shoots someone not if one shoots someone they all get it
[ 2012.10.15 02:38:20 ] Andrea Skye ; nah man
[ 2012.10.15 02:38:22 ] Andrea Skye ; they dont
[ 2012.10.15 02:38:35 ] Andrea Skye ; its how griefers work in high sec
[ 2012.10.15 02:38:39 ] Andrea Skye ; they invite noobs to fleet
[ 2012.10.15 02:38:42 ] Andrea Skye ; agress someone
[ 2012.10.15 02:38:50 ] Andrea Skye ; and then they can kill the guy in high sec
[ 2012.10.15 02:38:53 ] Andrea Skye ; it is all very sad
[ 2012.10.15 02:39:49 ] Kane uchea ; just remember i have powerfull friends and allies so i will get u back u will just never see it coming
[ 2012.10.15 02:40:00 ] Andrea Skye ; please dont hurt us
[ 2012.10.15 02:40:05 ] Andrea Skye ; we are the good guys
[ 2012.10.15 02:40:46 ] TwiceDAsiZe ; penis


He left the convo, and now it seems we have a very powerful bunch of friends and allies who are going to get us back. I will never leave my home system again.

:(

UP and DOWN the pipe. (but mostly down)

I spent most of my time tonight going up and down a pipe of systems near Egghelende with Necio. I was in an Arazu and he was in a Macherial. It was pretty uneventful for the most part but we did manage to snag a Drake who got a little to cocky on a gate.

I tackled him on a gate first, but he jumped through and warped to a spot about 300k off it. He told us how he'd like to kill us:

[00:36:32] Revathy > i wish you were in something smaller
[00:36:49] Revathy > so that I can shoot my missiles at you and blow you up

He continued to warp to spots just off gates, until eventually we managed to probe him out and kill him. He didn't say anything after that.

So, we carried on roaming, and we did manage to get camped in a system called Taff by a bunch of Recons and T3's but they eventually got bored and let us go. I did manage to enjoy a Cheese and pickled Onion Sandwich while we was waiting for them to leave, so it wasn't all to bad.

When we finally got out we headed to a system called Avenod. In Python this system had special meaning, as it was the system where Python MK1 originally died. Its been a running joke ever since then about it being a kind of Elephant Graveyard for corps. Its where corps go to die.

Avenod, was well, dead of course. But on the way back to our main pipe we noticed a Carrier on scan in a system called Isbrabata, and we soon found it wasn't just on scan it was in a mission! So off went Necio with the probes and off I went in corp chat telling my corp to get their asses here asap.

5 seconds later, which is exactly the amount of time Necio needs to probe you out, he told me he had a hit! So in he warped, with me in tow, only to find that the Carrier had gone. Dam, he must of seen the probes.

So we did what any persistent pirate would do and we bookmarked the mission then made believe we had left. Necio kept his unaffiliated alt in system to watch if he came back and after a couple of minutes he returned to his mission.

I immediately jumped back in and warped to the bookmark, only to land 80km off of him. I uncloaked and hit my MWD and managed to get a point, only to get targeted by the 500000 rats in the mission. I saw my cap disappear instantly from a bunch of rats nuets and there was a bunch of rat missiles heading my way. Outta cap and unable to point I was useless.

The carrier managed to get away, but he didn't dock up. He sat outside the station for a while and he actually shot at us a few times with his drones. He had also gotten the help of 2 friends, one in a Macherial and one in a Hurricane. My fellow corpies had arrived in the system next door by now and we figured we might actually be able to get a fight outta these guys.

But even with all the warping-to-obvious-belt and warping-back-to-the-station-then-back-to-obvious-belt. They still wouldn't play, and to our dismay one of them told us to "have fun" in local, then all three of them docked up and logged off.

All wasn't lost tho, because while we were dicking around with the Carrier it turns out a Maelstrom had started to do a mission. Necio quickly probed him out and I warped too him but again that wasn't just a simple kill. Turns out the guy had disconnected, and was in an emergency warp safe, and when he logged back in we were actually warping to his emergency safe... so it seemed like we had missed yet another kill...

EXCEPT Necio just hit scan again and warped us to his real mission, this time I got a point and managed to hold it long enough for the rest of the gang to arrive and finish him off.

After that we all headed home, kinda disappointed about the Carrier. But at least we got something.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

What do you mean its october? Oh I see, I havent posted this entire year! Well, thats because I quit EvE. I had grown seriously bored of low sec and its tiny balled inhabitats and I ended up giving all my gear away. All in all, about 3 billion isk, a carrier and a bunch of ships.

I did manage to retrieve some, and I have managed to get enough back to get by, but if i learnt anything, its:
NEVER GIVE YOUR SHIT AWAY, EVER.

But anyway, I got the urge to play again. So now I have just applied to a new corp. They are called The Black Sail Anarchists and they live in Egghelende which is one of my favourite systems of all time. Hopefully I shalt have a ton of adventures worth writing about, and if not, well, I guess I'll just post ponies.

BACK IN THE DAY

A LONG TIME AGO, WHEN I FIRST STARTED PLAYING EVE. OH HOW FAR I HAS COME!

I SEE A CORRELATION

?????

Lol

League Of Legends.

The new game that I'm addictive too, and the main reason why I havent been playing EvE much lately. I'm on a kinda semi break.

Alot of people in Python have been playing it recently, and as a result our EvE corp activity has dwindled abit. But Python is more than just a corp. We play alot of other games together.

Anywho he games alot of fun (tho very harsh a newbie, tho if you played HON or DOTA its suposed to be alot easier to pick up, I never played either).

So if you too are bored of getting blobbed by russians, give this game a try.

Oh...

and its FREE TO PLAY!

DRAKES

CAPS LOCK ENGAGED.

EWR9BU-BRUBR9VBUHNEWRP9V[BN9EWRUGVEW

FUCK DRAKES. THEY ARE THE MOST BORING, UNIMAGINATIVE, STUPID SHIPS IN THE ENTIRE GAME. THEY ARE MEATSHEILDS WITHOUT THE MEAT. THEY ARE LIKE SAFETY BELTS, IM SURE THEY HAVE THIER USES, BUT THEY SURE ARENT USED FOR FUN.

I HATE EVERY SINGLE PERSON (CAP LOCK DISENGAGED, except you larsypoo, CAPS LOCK ENGAGED) WHO FLY DRAKES. GET SOME STYLE. GET SOME SENSE OF FUN. IT IS NOT FUN TO SIT IN A BELT AT ZERO, TANKING AND NOTHING ELSE. IT IS NOT FUN HAVING TO SHOOT A DRAKE WITH BOUNCERS.

DRAKES ARE NOT FUN. DRAKE PILOTS ARE NOT FUN. I HATE YOU ALL.

RAGE

EINVWPVUNWRVUNWR9VWNRV

YES

I MAD

MAD!!!!!!!!!

Ahhh, thats better.

EPIC VICTORY OF EPIC PROPORTIONS

It is today. The most glorious of days, that The Python Cartel has succeeded where many of failed. Many corps and alliances have tried to achieve what we have achieved today. For 3 years we have tried, and today we reached our goal.

No, we did not take over an entire 0.0 region. We didn't kill a Mothership with a bunch of Rifters, neither did we crush one of our bitter enemies under our pink snakeskin boots. No, none of those things. What we accomplished was of much greater significance.

For today.... we HOTDROPPED a BANTAM, mining in a belt in MARA.

GLORIOUS!

How to lose a two billion isk fleet?

Easy.

Make me FC and this happens! BEHOLD!

It started off a nice little armor hac gang. It would of been abit bigger if the people who signed up for the op actualy showed up. But this is Python afterall.

We ended up rolling around FW land, trying to goad people into a fight. They wouldnt fight us 1-1, not even 2-1 with bigger ships, instead, they fight us 3-1 with Carriers and ECM.

We even had our scout see the massive gang massing on the gate nearby, and we saw they had a Carrier and several battleship in system... but I told everyone to stick around anyway. Tonight we was guna get a fight. Win or Lose.

So 40 minutes of waiting for the chumps to get thier shit together.... the fight started! It started pretty well too, we dropped the Scorpion and a Myrmidon pretty fast. But in came the ECM and in came the Carrier. With our two gaurdians perma jammed we didnt last very long.

After talking to one of the guys afterwards, apparently they didnt mean to blob us, it was just a coincidence.

Gallabella > faction warfare accidently blobbing?

Of course. Faction war never blob on purpose. Where is the fun in that?

Best part was the comments after:

Knutsov > thats why you fly with ecm
Knutsov > cause eveyone else is using it

Helicity Boson > way to give them nice kills

Knutsov > well blame the time
Knutsov > we waited too long tbh

Helicity Boson > tbh i think its fucking retarded to engage suicidally on purpose
Helicity Boson > but hey

Lachesis VII > just seems like we could have been more productive
Lachesis VII > thats all

Kazaji > But skye, even i have to say, that was a bit silly
Kazaji > when we saw local go up by 30

Not everyone was a whiney bitch tho.

Golden Helmet > for HONOR

Jeros Hun > python are spartans
Jeros Hun > they fight to the last man

Angel Petroni > good fight guys.
Golden Helmet > gf
Angel Petroni > Very commendable. You should join the caldari militia and teach them to grow a spine. :D

Sir Juggalo > meh
Sir Juggalo > tbh losing ships is a part of the game if u dont wanna lose it dont leave station

But it was fun. You cant win them all. I just wish more people valued the fun of a fight MORE than the stats on their killboard and the isk in their wallet.

The Great Python Named and Shamed: Vol 1

Hear' ye! Hear' ye!

Attention to all ye' who shalt hear! there hast been a great failure within the ranks of the MIGHTY band of ragtags known to all as the Python Cartel.

It has been decreed that all shalt hear of this failure.

T'was just last night that a Pirate known as Gallabella lost his mighty Ishtar class Assault Cruiser in the line of duty! But oh' the Horror! The Ishtar was fitted with a dishonourable warp stab.

Let it be known that Gallabella shalt not go unpunished! Tis' a crime that deserves justice! and justice shalt be served! In addition to being demoted to deck scrubbing duty, for no less than two months, Gallabella shalt also be receiving many years of hearing the phase "LOL REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU FIT WARP STABS ON YOUR ISHTAR!"

A suitable punishment indeed! May this serve as a warning to all who would fit warp stabs on thier vessels. There can be no greater dishonour!

TUSKERS: Assault Frigate Tourny

http://fleeonsight.blogspot.com/2010/08/assault-frigate-tournament.html

Looks like alot of fun! Send your entry fee and get in your AF's! I'll be attending for sure!

A link.

http://www.machine9.net/python/?p=75

Banstick

So after going away for a day or two, I come home to find this in my email inbox:

Hi,
 
This mail is sent to inform you that your EVE Online account ********, has been 
suspended in light of EULA violations.
 
Our END USER LICENCE AGREEMENT and other game policies can be found on this 
page: http://www.eveonline.com/pnp/
 
If you feel the ban is not justified or you have something to add to the matter, 
please reply to this mail and we will respond as soon as possible.
 
Regards,
EVE Online Customer Support 

Not cool. I've replied to the petition but I am not expecting much.

I've heard off one of the few Pythons that still talk to me, that Spectre has also
been banned for account sharing. Nice way to sort it out CCP, just ban EVERYBODY

All your alliance belongs to us.

Hi there.

As you might be aware. I stole all of Spectres Isk and most of his ships. One thing I forgot to mention when I told everyone this... I also stole his shares.

Now Python had 3 main Directors. Me, GH and Spectre. We each had roughly 1/3 of the shares, in the off chance one of us disappeared off the face of the earth, or had to take a break, or started being a complete faggot. So by me stealing Spectre's shares, I had the majority of the shares.

This was my insurance, should Golden Helmet try and remove me from the corp (for stealing Spectre's stuff)

Well, Golden helmet did actually disapprove with my theft (no idea why) and he demanded he give it back. Of course, this was out of the question. So we ended up arguing and he told me when he got home he was going to remove me from the corp.

But he didn't know I had Spectre's shares, and when he logged on I immediately clicked the "Run for CEO" button on the corp tab (I like to shove things in peoples faces). This removed GH's CEO capabilities, including his ability to kick me from the corp.

I voted for myself, obviously. and there was no way GH could win. The vote passed a small while agoso... I am now the new CEO of Python and The Jerk Cartel. I honestly still don't know what I am going to do with the alliance, as I didn't really plan that far ahead.


So what should I do with it? Give it away? Give it back to GH? (not likely lol) recruit a bunch of carebears and start running missions? simply disband it? or what?

I'm taking suggestions! give me some ideas!

Fuck you too Spectre.

Firstly, my last post was indeed a troll and I never actually stole anybodies ships. It was all just a big joke and I'm surprised so many people believed it. I had quite a few messages in-game about how I'm such a bad person. But the jokes on you!

Anyway, after reading this post I feel as tho I have to get some facts straight.

First and foremost. Yes I did steal all his isk. yes I did steal all his ships. Overall I got about 3 billion isk (when I sell the ships anyway) and I have no intention of giving them back.

Why would I do this to someone I have known so long? Because Spectre is a drunken, egotistical, moron who contributed nothing to Python. Everyday he would log on vent, pissed out his brain, declaring how awesome he was and how shit we all were.

After a lengthy argument the other night over vent I decided to take matters in my own hands. I still had his password and account details from a long time ago, so I waited until I knew he was at work (and unable to log EvE) and simply just logged his account and took everything I could, as quick as I could.

I then sent Spectre an email telling him why, as I wanted to be upfront about what I did. I was nice enough to leave him 0.69 isk tho, so he should count himself lucky.

Quit your whining Spectre. This is EvE, getting fucked over is part of the game, and you sir... just got fucked over.

NOT SO AWESOME ANYMORE EY???

GOODBYE PYTHON! THANKS FOR THE STUFF!

So, Python has moved home once again, and as usual I was demoted to being one of the Carrier bitches for the day. After a good few hours of moving people ships my hangar looked like this:


After much deliberation I decided to quit Python and steal everyone ships. I still don't know how much I made, but dam, I should be sorted for at least a couple of weeks! At the rate I lose ships anyway.

On a completely unrelated note: Anybody recruiting? got decent corp assets they want to let me have access too? I'm trustworthy, helpful and extremely active! Send me a mail in game.

Thanks!

I'm a whiney bitch and I'm taking a break.

Yesterday I undocked in my Sentinel. The past few days I've been able to fly it properly (EWAR frig 4 recently finished) and I've been extremely eager to try it out. I've seen alot of people fly it really well. Be it by taking out larger ships, larger gangs, or just being able to screw over an enemy gang with Tracking Disruptor's and Nuets.

I've also seen people fly it badly. Hi Inertial. Hi Blammo.

Anywho, as I said, I've been wanting to test this ship out the past few days. I've spent my time roaming 30-50 jumps through the most busiest systems in EvE only to find one thing.

FUCKING PUSSIES.

Nobody wants a fair fight. Hell nobody wants a slightly uneven fight. I saw a Crusader, Retribution and a Dramiel RUN from my Sentinel today, and the day before that I saw a COMMAND SHIP run from it. Not just any command ship either, it was a bloody Nighthawk.

The only person I've managed to kill was some guy in a Hurricane ratting in a belt. And while the Sentinel did perform admirably I just want a proper fight (He had killed most of my drones with his double webs, and I had forgot to load tracking scripts... so I had to call in backup). A fight like you always used to get in the old days if you roamed enough. One where its just two guys, looking for abit of fun and not just a killmail... anyone else remember that?

Nowadays, low sec is full of Faction war. High security status PvP'ers who never leave the safety of the sentry guns, and people who just hunt for Killmails by sticking 50 T2 cruisers on a guy in a Rupture.

I've always liked soling, I find it relaxing and kinda fun. But I think its time we called it. In low sec... Soloing is dead.

Then there is the news (.pdf file) that Low sec will not be getting looked at for at least 18 months and that CCP will be spending all our cash on Dust and Incarna. Which nobody really wants anyway.

Well, maybe Incarna. Walking around in stations will be pretty cool I guess. But there is alot more pressing issues that need fixing first.

Fix the game we pay for CCP, not some turd thats probably going to fail anyway.

So this is me signing out for a break. Again. I will still be playing EvE, but not as much as normal, which means my blog post will dwindle abit, and my PvP video will be... delayed. But I have got a little footage! So its definitely going to be out someday!

o/

Your top 5 ships... ever!

So after reading Mail Lites blog post, I've decided to do something similar. These are my favourite ships in EvE:

#5


The Rapier/Huginn

I used to fly this every single time on a roam. Its just so dam awesome. Its mostly used as a scout/tackle ship and it pairs very very well with an Arazu/Lachesis. I like the green engine exhausts on the Huginn, and I wish CCP put them on the Rapier.

The Rapier is flown by our super efficient scout Necio. Some say he's actually a Rapier IRL.

#4

The Crusader

I haven't got to fly this ship much yet, as I was only able to get in it two days ago. But so far its been pretty cool, its a great tackler, its speedy, and it looks god-dam-sexy.

I have always wanted to fly one after seeing Golden Helmet fly one back in the old days of Python. He used to fly nothing but Crusaders. Did I say fly? I meant, he used to die in nothing but Crusaders.

#3


The Sabre

Its basically a shiny Thrasher on steroids, but its one of the most fun ships in the game at the minute. Its fast, has huge alpha (when fitted with arties) and looks like a mini Cyclone. I actually fly these in low sec, fitted with no tank, just arties and speed. Their great, but cost a bomb... so I don't fly them as much as I'd want too.

#2


The Tempest

Awesomest of the awesome its the Tempest at #2. This is my most used ship and I use it for literally everything. Its just so versatile! You can fit it for Sniping, DPS, Nano, Passive shield tank, Passive armor tank with RRs, active shield tank, active armor tank AND you can PvE in it. You just never know what to expect from a Tempest

And it has sails. Every pirate needs sails.

#1 THE BESTEST SHIP OF THE BEST BESTEST BEST EVER IN THE WHOLE WORLD OF EVE EVER.


The Tempest Fleet Issue.

Of course! The only ship that could possibly be better than the Tempest is another Tempest! With improved sails and even more rust... it is to me: The Greatest ship in EvE!

Size matters

Behold, the biggest penis in the Galaxy, with a girth of over 50km wide and a length of 200km (including the balls!).

Thanks to Golden Helmet for not ADD-ing out and ERECTING such a display of Python spirit.

Tickets to visit this spectacular monument are now on sale. For only £1million isk, made payable directly to "The Python Cartel." (don't forget the . ), you can gaze in awe and wonder at this magnificent sight.

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity! It wont be long till the fascist Dev's at CCP dissemble this mighty monument to the male reproductive organ.

DISCLAIMER
The payment of one million isk must be made upon entering Resbroko. Failure to do so will result in your ship being targeted and maybe destroyed.

Oh, and even if you do pay for tickets. Your ship will also probably be targeted... and maybe destroyed.

SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED.

You want a fight? .... OH GOD!

The theme of Pythons roam this week was RR Drakes.

Yes, RR Drakes. We fit our ships similiar to this:

[Drake, New Setup 1]
Damage Control II
Mark I Generator Refitting: Reaction Control
Co-Processor II
Ballistic Control System II

Large Shield Extender II
Medium Capacitor Booster II, Cap Booster 800
ECCM - Gravimetric II
Warp Disruptor II
Invulnerability Field II
Invulnerability Field II

Heavy Missile Launcher II, Caldari Navy Scourge Heavy Missile
Heavy Missile Launcher II, Caldari Navy Scourge Heavy Missile
Heavy Missile Launcher II, Caldari Navy Scourge Heavy Missile
Heavy Missile Launcher II, Caldari Navy Scourge Heavy Missile
Heavy Missile Launcher II, Caldari Navy Scourge Heavy Missile
Heavy Missile Launcher II, Caldari Navy Scourge Heavy Missile
Heavy Missile Launcher II, Caldari Navy Scourge Heavy Missile
Large S95a Partial Shield Transporter

Medium Core Defence Field Extender I
Medium Core Defence Field Extender I
Medium Core Defence Field Extender I


Some people dropped points for a target painter, and one of us was actualy flying a Lachesis for the awesome point range.

As always we headed for faction war land in the search of a blob. Our first stop was Auga and.... it was empty.

Our second stop was Houla, where we managed to get a warp in on some Geddon sparing with his friend in a Macherial. The Macherial managed to get out of range, but the Geddon died quickly as he was in low armor thanks to his friend.

[ 2010.07.11 00:52:45 ] duck eh > wow
[ 2010.07.11 00:53:10 ] duck eh > thats the biggest pussy move ive ever seen

We also got into a little fight on the gate where we killed a Stabber and a Crusader. But still, nothing really exciting. So I decided to do our favourite trick to getting a fight. Head to Amamake, smack in local for abit, and hope that someone gets so pissed at us they formed a gang to kill us.

In Amamake we arrived, and the smack began;

[ 2010.07.11 01:15:14 ] Katsuragi Mimiko > chin chin hoshi....
[ 2010.07.11 01:15:16 ] Jaxxon Voers > bitches love me cause they kjnow that i can rock! 
[ 2010.07.11 01:15:21 ] IEATCRAYONS > -ASCII penis goes here-
[ 2010.07.11 01:15:24 ] IEATCRAYONS > penis! 
[ 2010.07.11 01:15:25 ] Pablanzo > PENIS
[ 2010.07.11 01:15:27 ] IEATCRAYONS > PENIS! 
[ 2010.07.11 01:15:34 ] Andrea Skye > The python cartel, taking over your system once again
[ 2010.07.11 01:15:36 ] Jaxxon Voers > i herd ther wuz pierats in yor systemz 
[ 2010.07.11 01:15:39 ] Pablanzo > fuck you i said it first! 
[ 2010.07.11 01:19:09 ] Katsuragi Mimiko > :O 
[ 2010.07.11 01:20:09 ] Pablanzo > MY BUM IS ON THE GUM, MY BUM IS ON THE GUM, I CAN BLOW A BUBBLE WITH MY BUM BUM BUM
[ 2010.07.11 01:24:06 ] Pablanzo > MY BUM IS ON THE MAN, MY BUM IS ON THE MAN, ITS ALOT OF FUN TO PUT YOUR BUM IN A MAN
[ 2010.07.11 01:26:09 ] Radcjk > I am jacks complete lack of surprise. 
[ 2010.07.11 01:26:38 ] Jaxxon Voers > i thought amamake was full of pewpew and shit
[ 2010.07.11 01:26:47 ] Jaxxon Voers > all i see is shit
[ 2010.07.11 01:26:54 ] Radcjk > Nah, just a bunch of FW imitaters in drakes in 3-1 
[ 2010.07.11 01:26:58 ] Pablanzo > full of pussy's these days ..... 
[ 2010.07.11 01:27:08 ] Jaxxon Voers > FW imitator...thats a new one 
[ 2010.07.11 01:27:11 ] Andrea Skye > You know where to find us. Just show up, and if we got just a slight chance and dont smell blob trap, we will be ther  (QUOTE FROM EVE FORUMS ABOUT US FROM BANE, WHO LIVE IN AMAMAKE)
[ 2010.07.11 01:27:18 ] Jaxxon Voers > i thought we were no-talent nanofags 
[ 2010.07.11 01:27:25 ] Radcjk > In drakes ? nah 
[ 2010.07.11 01:27:43 ] Jaxxon Voers > we get called something new everytime we come here
[ 2010.07.11 01:27:59 ] Katsuragi Mimiko > I still remember the carrier kill here 
[ 2010.07.11 01:28:06 ] Katsuragi Mimiko > That was funny 
[ 2010.07.11 01:28:14 ] Jaxxon Voers > mostly we just call you guys 'our bitches', its easier to keep you all straight that way 
[ 2010.07.11 01:28:28 ] IEATCRAYONS > boys have a penis 
[ 2010.07.11 01:28:34 ] IEATCRAYONS > girls have a vagina
[ 2010.07.11 01:28:35 ] Radcjk > What evr works mate. Im staring at your mad kill skills right now. 
[ 2010.07.11 01:28:48 ] Jaxxon Voers > i am disconcertingly badass, i know 
[ 2010.07.11 01:29:09 ] Jaxxon Voers > you can worship me, i dont mind 
[ 2010.07.11 01:29:10 ] Radcjk > Its true. I wanna sit in drake gang and talk worthless smack. You take apps ? 
[ 2010.07.11 01:29:26 ] Piscis > dont use big words. it confuses the tissue buyers 
[ 2010.07.11 01:29:41 ] Andrea Skye > is your penis bigger than 9 inches 
[ 2010.07.11 01:29:48 ] Radcjk > With T2 pump yes 
[ 2010.07.11 01:29:48 ] Katsuragi Mimiko > I don't speak English. 
[ 2010.07.11 01:29:57 ] Jaxxon Voers > not from AOS guys, they usually cant fight their way out of a wet paper sack 
[ 2010.07.11 01:30:07 ] Andrea Skye > then feel free to drop an app, along with a photo confirming the size of your penis

40 minutes we waited. 40 minutes of constant smack, and even with 30-50 people in local nobody would fight our 8 man gang sitting in the top belt.

With everybody getting bored we figured we would just head home, where we had heard about a EvE-Uni Carrier sitting outside our home station. For those unaware what EvE Uni is, its basically an EvE training corp. It has alot of members but most of them are clueless with very poorly fit ships. They do seem to throw thier ships at anything that moves (alot like we do) so we thought maybe we could get a decent fight out of them.

We arrived in Resbroko to see a cyno up outside the station. We warped to the cyno, and quickly dispatched the Merlin that was being repped by a Thanatos. I told everyone to just aggress the Thanatos for lulz, and we did. His shield slowly went down and as it was about to enter armor, a Revalation Dreadnought undocked.

"Just Keep moving, it wont be able to track you" said Golden Helmet in his sexy pre-pubescent voice.

We did keep moving, and GH was right! it couldn't really track us. Then to our complete surprise, the Carrier entered Triage! WTF! he wasn't even repping anybody! I decided to get my Niddy and I told everyone else to get in something abit more BEEFY with some Nuetage.

As I undocked I noticed a small local spike of about 5-10, so I decided to not aggress for now. Just in case. Checking scan every few seconds, we saw nothing but a bunch of frigates on scan. I told everyone to keep shooting the Thanny. What would a bunch of Frigs do against BS's with a Carrier repping them?

Then local spiked again.

By 120.

With local now at 150 we decided it would be a very good idea to simply de-aggress. Even if they were in frigates, that is still alot of DEEPS.

They wasn't in frigs tho, they were in BS's, Dreadnoughts, BCs and other assorted ships. When they landed they all began shooting my Carrier. I wasn't aggressed, so I could dock at any time, but I stayed out long enough to keep a few of our guys alive long enough for them to dock. Luckily, they focused most of their attention on me, so it was quite easy.

Our corp docked up and I followed soon after with nearly all my armor on my Carrier blown away.

HOLY BLOB BATMAN! (Thanks Inka for the ss)

All was well. Tho for some reason Super-Jaxx decided to would be a good idea to try and tank 150 pilots with his Ishtar. Needless to say, it didn't end well. He ended up losing his Ishtar.

And his pod.


Twice.

I love you Jaxx.